so there's a up

and one of the selections is

Anytime 1950s. Local high/secondary school. Put on your favorite poodle-dog dress, get out a Chuck Berry record, grease up your hair, and make room for the malts: it's time for a Sock Hop!

and all i can think of is stupid dorky wheeljack with his stupid pompadour and stupid hot but still dorky knock out

(because you can't be a teenager and not be dorky, sorry, not allowed)

who's just starting to get body mods (piercings and tats) and is working at least part time at a sex shop and i just

this is terrible

theo this is your fault

i blame you

STARING INTENTLY

(sadly, sex shops were not even legal in the US until the 60s, apparently, SO THAT'S A NEAT LITTLE FACTOID)

(also, apparently in america in the 50s piercings were more common among the gay male subculture than anywhere else? though idk if that's actually true.)

this isn't even research i'm going to use for anything, i'm just that ridiculous

No but this pretty adorable okay

I have lost control of my life, I don't know how this happened

(but i am so glad you think so)

listen let me tell you a thing

i imagine as a teenager/young adult in the 50s knock out just would have been one of those ~subversive~ boys who has

about how I have a secret weakness for 1950s humanformers AUs

a pierced ear oooooh

/waggles fingers

jAKLDJLDKA omg he so would tho

god 1920s and 1950s aus are my secret weaknesses, i have no explanation

nella a 50s-humanformers brofist

aww yeah /brofist

i still love this idea