had gotten a makeover from a few girls he had been partying with- he now had a lack of facial hair and a gain of slightly smeared lipstick. Not to mention the curled hair, maid dress, and heels. He

blinks as he nearly wobbles into Alfred, taking a moment to recognize him but grinning as he does. "Mmm, looks like you had fun tonight," he greets.

laughs at this, bringing his hand up to tilt Alfred's chin down. "Well if you don't know me, maybe you'd like to~" he teases with a flirtatious grin, though trying really hard not to laugh at the

big, detailed dick on Alfred's forehead. He blinks though, glancing up. "What's in my hair?"

blinks as Alfred plurks the streamer out, laughing a bit as he finally gets it. "Mmm you mean Mattie has hair as nice as mine. Don't forget who he takes after~" he playfully scolds, tottering on his

heels as he taps Alfred's nose.

laughs at him, looking up and scrutinizing his face. "Please don't," he laughs, shaking his head. "Especially not these curls. They're look ridiculous on you~" he teases with a grin.

makes a sound of displeasure, shooing Alfred's hands away. He wanted Gregory to see this!! He does laugh though. "I'm gonna buy you a doll wig and then we'll see," he grins.

hums doubtfully, grinning. "Gonna let me put you in a dress too~? You've got some nice legs to show off," he grins, sliding a hand up Alfred's thigh.

scoffs at him! "I let them shave my face for this, thank you," he hums, shooing Alfred's hand away.

hums, leaning into the touch. "Wanna help me shave the rest, if it looks so bad~?" he asks teasingly, though torn on if he actually thought it was a good idea.

considers this a moment, before nodding. That sounded easier yeah! "Let's do it!" he agrees.

laughs, leaning agaisnt him and stumbling a little as they head off. "Do you wax your chest too Alfred~?"

grins, shrugging. "I've honestly never done it. Just shaving usually," he hums.

nods, laughing a bit as he totters after him. He holds the alcohol while Alfred grabs the wax, spending his time giving flirtatious looks to the other customers around.

lets himself be tugged along with a laugh, blowing kisses before following him. He dumps the bottles at the cash, digging through his pockets to help pay.

pretty giggly throughout, looping arms with Alfred as they finally head out back home.

sings excitedly with him, cracking open one of the bottles of something or other, taking a drink and offering it to him as they turn into his driveway.

would be sure they both looked pretty foolish, but that hardly mattered now, considering the way they were dressed. He lets him inside, nodding. "Uhhh bathroom...? Or maybe bedroom should I lay

down," he hums, making a face.

hums, stripping off the dress as he heads upstairs... revealing his cute pink panties underneath. "Bedroom bedroom. Much easier," he nods, draping the dress over the stair railing before entering his room.

gasps as the weak elastic snaps against his rear, turning back to him with a scolding pout. "They're nicer than yours," he huffs, sticking his tongue out before going to sit on the bed.

hums, shaking his head. "Let me guess... they're Iron Man too?" he guesses, thinking only enough to get a towel and lay it out on the bed before laying on top of it and closing his eyes, mistakenly trusting

Alfred to know what he's doing.

blinks and looks over at him, before bursting out laughing. "That just makes it even sillier."

hums, flopping back down, arms spread to his sides comfortably. "You ship it don't you~" he teases.

gasps as the wax hits his chest, instinctively moving to pull away from the heat. "Mhm mhm, if you say so," he dismisses.

squirms a little as Alfred spreads the wax, a brief spark at the back of his mind trying to warn this was a bad idea. "Are you supposed to use that much wax...?" he asks, glancing at his chest.

furrows his brow a little, staring down at his chest. "...maybe this was a bad idea," he hums, though he doesn't move to remove them yet.

pokes at the drying wax worriedly. "This is going to hurt..."

starts to sit up, shaking his head like he's going to chicken out. He starts to protest, but as Alfred rips the strip off suddenly he gives a girly screech instead, hand coming to hold the spot Alfred had

torn off. "Do you have to take my skin too??"

shoots him a wounded look at the laughter. "At least give me the vodka if you're going to be a sadist like that," he huffs, still rubbing the sore and increadibly red spot to nurse it better.

huffs still, taking a long chugs from the bottle and shivering heavily at the aftertaste. "Sadist," he pouts again, laying back down.

about to protest again when Alfred rips off the next strip, shouting in pain agian and arching his back. "Y-you're so mean!!"

pouts and smacks his arm! "England raised you poorly," he huffs, taking another long swig from the bottle and feeling his head swim.

huffs and then cries out again, writhing on the bed as Alfred pulls off two in quick succession. "You're a monster!!" he huffs, taking deep breaths. "Shaving would've been better," he murmurs,

taking another swig to dull the pain. "Let's get it over with."

's eyes are definitely damp and he's cried out each time... but he'll take the compliment. "Maybe we should do your chest next," he replies, squirming under the fresh hot wax.

hums, having to agree to that... he knew that Alfred was still a little boy at heart. "Just so you can see what it's like!" He whimpers this time as Alfred pulls the last strips

off, looking down at his chest with a pout at how bright red his skin was.

frowns at him, rubbing his chest when it still hurt most. "It wasn't. I'm not doing that to my legs too," he huffs.

hums, sitting up a little dizzily, realizing the excess of vodka hit him now. "They must be magic. Better appreciate it when you get it," he answers, accent heavier with his drinking. "I better do my

legs before I lose my nerve," he points out, standing up now, tottering on the heels he had forgotten to remove.

laughs, in the bathroom now as he rummages for a razor that he didn't use for his face. "You could come help~" he teases, still dressed in only little panties and heels now.

chuckles at him, shaking his head as he finds a razor. "Maybe not. I'd end up with a billion cuts," he hums, resting a foot on the edge of the tub and dampening his skin with his shaving cream.

sticks his tongue out at him, though really his head was swimming. Maybe if he does this slowly... "I'll manage, I'll manage. Unhelpful child," he hums, starting carefully.

cuts himself pretty early on, making a sound of displeasure at the blood but trying to salvage it anyways, shaving around it stubbornly.

pouts at him but hands over the razor anyways, unable to really argue against that point. He never was too good at holding his hard liquors.

leans up against the wall as he extends his legs for Alfred, humming softly as he watches through a daze. "You're surprisingly good at htis," he hums.

laughs at him. "Do you even have to shave your face? It's like... eternal baby face it seems.

"

grins, shaking his head. "It's alright, I think it's really cute," he hums.

chuckles, shifting to switch his legs so Alfred could get the other. "You love me~"

laughs, leaning forward to ruffle his hair. "You love me for more than just that," he hums confidently, smiling back at him. "I love you too though, you're just so cute."

laughs, turning his fac just in time to catch the kiss on his lips. "It's what makes me so irrisitable~" he teases.

scoffs, reaching out to pinch his cheeks scoldingly at hte face. "Whatever, whatever," he hums, running his hands up his legs with a pout. "They're not smooth~"

pouts at him!! "But I wanna impress Gregory.." he whines, reaching for the razor to do it himself.

laughs at that. "Nothin he's not seen before," he hums, though referring more to battle wounds than shaving cuts.

humss, eventually just pouting and putting the razor down. "Fine fine, you win," he huffs.

hums, running his hands up his legs again and moving to rinse off the extra cream. "I hope so! Should I invite him here or show up at his door..." he muses.

laughs, grinning at him and coming over to drape an arm around him. "Mm, well you could come join us~"

hums. "No? We'd treat you well I promise~"

laughs, "he could come too~~"

pouts. "Does he not like me anymore? What did I do wrong?" he laments, hanging off of Alfred more now.

laughs, shaking his head. "Didn't stop us before~"

grins at the kiss, pleased again. "It's more fun this way, don't be mean."

laugh, nodding. "Hell yeah. He's probably in bed so I'll go surprise him~"

doesn't think his pornos are bad! At least, not most of the ones he owned. He hums, but nods in agreement. "Just try not to empty my fridge? There are a few things of leftovers you can have..."

laughs, kissing his cheeks back before letting go. "That's a boy. I'll be back in the morning~" he hums, going to get his dress back on before heading out for the night.

((hell yeah))