I had a seasonal adventure

oho what kind of adventure

literally just the kind of adventure where now i am drunk and I want to share my stupid opinions with plurk!

share them at once

I DON'T KNOW NOW I'M NERVOUS

Like, looking at the KINKS I WOULD RP meme

I was thinking mine is still blatantly food/eating kink, and I think partially it's because I think it's funny?? AND THEN I WONDERED IF IT'S RIGHT FOR THAT TO BE MY REACTION TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

wat is the funny course of action here B|

i happen to like that about u

WAT IS FUNNY, DO FUNNY

what should i do for this emotional moment?

CRACK A JOKE TO DIFFUSE TENSION

oh im going to write porn with someone :c

/MAKE A JEST

A JEST

YOU KNOW WHO WOULD BE FUN FOR FOOD/EATING

PREFECT SOMEWHERE EXPENSIVE

PREFECT WOULD BE TORN BETWEEN THE DESIRE TO SPEND MONEY AND THE DESIRE TO EAT NOTHING BUT DISGUSTING PROCESSED FAST FOOD AND GIN

And you could make jokes about conspicuous consumption

that don't buy u love :>