Made up joke time: What did one plate of salad tell the other plate of salad when they were done bickering?
hmm? hmm?
lettuce be friends?
close close
I'm sorry, I can't help arguing with you Steve, sometimes you just frustrate me but lets put it behind us and be friends again?
"This is nuts. Lettuce get dressed and go out and have some fun pasta midnight "
pleeease..it's funny
everyone laughed
Pocket Lola
says
i liked Bouncer's answer better
IzzieButton: but that's already a well known joke
I made this one up all by myself 
and the other salad can reply with "I crouton agree more"
Wolfy_Breno: what have you been on?
oh salad
daniriaxik: but weed is okay tho right?
you think they will hire me for 'Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 3'? 
daniriaxik: why are you posting a picture of snoop?