I'm going to burn in hell for this. https://i.imgur.com/OsvgBsc.gif
What's wrong with pizza?
Other than there's only one that appears to be New York style... I'm an East Coast girl, never have gotten used to the Chicago style. 
[whimpers] in hunger.
shrugs Not hugely into pizza.
New York style is only suitable for lininig pizza boxes to support a REAL pizza.
quietly disagrees
GarlicMyfi: Flip and fold! There is a place right near Mulberry Street in Manhattan that I go to every time I am near there. All you need is the cheese pizza. Crust, sauce, cheese is all perfect!
CeejayWriter: You could attach it to the box with the hot-glue like cheese from a Chicago Pizza until we get the REAl one in! 
Bromo
shares
wants a shawarma 