plurk adventure: YOU ARE CATHERINE (and you smell.) You have had a shitty day at work, but your last customer gave you a £25 tip. It is 9:30pm, and there is a Tescos on your way home from work. WAT DO?
go the fuck shopping
BUY A DELICIOUS SNACK AND ALCOHOL OF YOUR CHOICE. SAVE THE REST FOR SOMETHING AWESOME.
^^^^ YES
go the fuck shopping hell yeah
YOU ARRIVE AT TESCOS, you have some beer waiting at home, and there are snacks on all corners! WHAT KIND OF SNACK DO YOU WANT???
HOW LONG IS IT TO HOME? AS ICE CREAM.
I want pastry wrapped around felicious savoury fillings
and also delicious? but the £25 was felicious!
(all of you arrive at tescos. all of you are now playing the catherinesmells plurk game. the only way to win is to accurately guess what I just binge ate, you can also get good scores just by choosing well!)
but as I am not Catherine YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY
chcken tikka slices.
HOME IS A 15 MINUTE WALK AWAY! There are many ice creams available, but if you bring in ice cream you will have to SNEAK IT TO YOUR ROOM and CONSUME ALL OF IT to destroy the evidence!
..hm.
THE CHICKEN TIKKA SLICES HAVE RECENTLY BEEN RESHELVED! They are beside the sausage rolls and the scotch eggs
I would also eat hell out of both those things
Beside the savory pastries is the fruit and veg section. You can see a plethora of avocados, some oranges which have been reduced to 18p each, some red grapefruits, and two large mangos!
A GRAPEFRUIT
YOU PICK UP THE GRAPEFRUIT.
it is very hard to the touch B[
THE MANGOES.
sorry, I have an unholy passion for citrus fruit
SNIFF THE CRAPEFRUIT, CATH
sniff it
don't those things smell like heaven?
THE GRAPEFRUIT DOESN'T SMELL OF ANYTHING. You feel very dubious about it.
oh well fuck that then
THE MANGOES HOWEVER ARE SOFT AND JUICY. They smell of Mangoes!
you don't want unscented grapefruit
(I was so unimpressed by the shitty grapefruits today, because WE ARE ONE IN OUR CITRUS LOVE, LIZ)
GET THE MANGOES.
You pick up both Mangoes because MANGOES
(I LITERALLY PEEL AND EAT THEM LIKE SATSUMAS)
(I AM TOO HARDCORE FOR SUGAR AND GRAPEFRUIT SPOONS)
(...if you had made me do this then you would not have won the game...)
(BUT YOU WOULD HAVE UNLOCKED HARDCORE MODE)
BUY ORANGES, THEY ARE REDUCED
THE ORANGES ARE ALSO HARD AND SMELL OF NOTHING
(you sniff every piece of citrus fruit in there :c)
fffffff Tesco, i am disappoint
(I cannot walk past a citrus without sniffing it)
all roads must lead to seamen
Tescos is beginning to feel cold, from all the refridgerators, and you feel a strange longing for semen.
/seamen
same thing
oh I know what you want!
frozen raspberries, meringue nests and thick cream
glop them all in together and have Eton Mess
lizblackdog you vastly surpass the winning score with your good planning. UNFORTUNATELY BECAUSE YOU DID NOT PURCHASE AND CONSUME TWO WHOLE MANGOES, then go on to puke some mango pulp into your sink because
TOO MUCH MANGOES
you do not actually win.
damn
also TOO MUCH MANGOES is a tautology
Winning is not about doing the best
what you mean is NOT ENOUGH STOMACH
it's about DOING THE TWO MANGOES AND THEN A BIT OF PUKE
ALCOHOL YES
this is my favorite adventure
>get arms