truly you are a hero of legend

Look, this encounter with a mesomeme (a creature that keeps the heads of former victims, animating them with electrical currents to lure in new victims) isn't going to write itself!

Also, this whiskey isn't going to drink itself.

Except that it appears to have done so.

Every crustacean should be covered in mumbling, decapitated heads that it doesn't understand.

Did I mention it's a crustacean?

you did indeed