Or, how to avoid some awkward as hell encounters.

The verbs toucher, braser, coucher, and doucher are all beautiful things.

Absolutely beautiful things.

'To touch', 'to kiss', 'to sleep', and 'to clean' respectively.

Incorrectly conjugated and/or not given the proper identifier will lead to making them the following.

'To masturbate', 'fuck off', 'to fuck', and 'vaginal stimulation.'

Guys French is absolutely 10000000% perf.

Also there's Cul-de-sac, which we use.

It literally means 'a bag's ass.'

And then there's 'good luck' in French.

Which is literally the difference between 'SHIT!' and 'Good luck!' because both are Mérde.

Guy I seriously love French omg tho.

And then there's 'quoi.'

Which is somehow simultaneously both 'what?' and 'WHAT, BITCH?'

raichuu SO YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THAT BB

TOLD YOU

God all of my teachers were like "you better put that shit in a sentence"

SEE MY PROFESSOR IS MORE LIKE

"So if you don't put that in a sentence I will be extremely amused and unfortunately you'll lose some points for grammar."

Lol xD

She's so wonderful omg tho

I'm literally considering taking the last French class and getting an associates in French.

...wait, not literally. Seriously.

I'm seriously considering.

I minored in it.

Not a bad choice.