Why are there so many older ladies and gentlemen? And why do the older ladies keep hitting on me and offering me rides?!?!?!

TT__TT Social Link go??

'Cuz you're a cutie with a cute face

and probably look partial to baked goods

But in all seriousness, the acting class I took last weekend for video game voice acting was good

Hisano beckons

wait-- is there a reference I'm not getting about men and baked goods?

no i just legit meant you probably look like you'd like baked treats

I mean if you wanted I could make it gross and start talking about muffins

stale muffins

but i wouldn't do that to you man

Do I have the muffins they're looking for?

Em I need the money

I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME

I OPENED THIS PLURK TO WHAT IS THIS

...I've never known the right decision

Oh see, that was a good decision

Em can I be a voice personality like you?

telephone*

Depends what end of the business you want to get into, my friend

Being the nice talkie-person?

I suppose the first thing to do would be to look at the service my voice would fit though...

You're opening up a dark corridor my near-twin

full of similarly dark rooms

please don't use the word service because I hear a Japanese person saying it and then it just sounds not...

then I just think you're asking if you want to work a Certain Kind of Hotline

hmmm I can't sell my body... but maybe my voice...

if you come visit me in vegas I'm sure we could find you something

maybe ask the stripper cops

(isn't actually thinking of a phone sex operator, but...)

kevin you still owe us lapdances

(though we should totally go to fremont because there is every single bizarre thing over the sun)

Lap-services?

wait, is stripping as a profession considered selling your body? It is, right?

I'm not sure

it depends on who you ask.

you're selling permission for them to look at your body

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

I think Li and I should be the judges for your future in the lapdance career.

oh I see! could you get me in the industry?

I'll prepare my audition

I'll start on your tearaway pants

Let's see what you can do and then we'll discuss if you can make it in the industry.

Don't fall for her lies, she's actually just being a cheap asian and wants a free lapdance

I'll do my best

Ohhhhh selling out your fellow Korean, huh

Excuse you

I have no idea what you're talking about. Clearly, you want all the lapdances for yourself.

I will fight you

odekokun...

uponfeatherwings...

I've turned into lapdancing male baked goods worth fighting over

maybe I could make a living off this...

I'm not even sure what that is.

Or what just is this plurk.

It literally took 3 lines and we've derailed some big time

I love you all though.

</ruins plurk with sap

Sorry I don't talk on here much ;___;

Don't worry about it too much. I hardly ever talk on plurk myself. Haha

Don't worry on it, but do miss talking / hearing about adventures, etc

I have a few things going on I could ask for some help on actually

omg this whole Plurk is fantastic a;slkdfj

I'm in favor of help.