Why are there so many older ladies and gentlemen? And why do the older ladies keep hitting on me and offering me rides?!?!?!
'Cuz you're a cutie with a cute face
and probably look partial to baked goods
But in all seriousness, the acting class I took last weekend for video game voice acting was good
wait-- is there a reference I'm not getting about men and baked goods?
no i just legit meant you probably look like you'd like baked treats
I mean if you wanted I could make it gross and start talking about muffins
but i wouldn't do that to you man
Do I have the muffins they're looking for?
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2013-09-17T07:59:43.000Z
I OPENED THIS PLURK TO WHAT IS THIS
...I've never known the right decision
Oh see, that was a good decision
Em can I be a voice personality like you?
Depends what end of the business you want to get into, my friend
Being the nice talkie-person?
I suppose the first thing to do would be to look at the service my voice would fit though...
You're opening up a dark corridor my near-twin
full of similarly dark rooms
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2013-09-17T08:04:46.000Z
please don't use the word service because I hear a Japanese person saying it and then it just sounds not...
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2013-09-17T08:05:05.000Z
then I just think you're asking if you want to work a Certain Kind of Hotline
hmmm I can't sell my body... but maybe my voice...
if you come visit me in vegas I'm sure we could find you something
maybe ask the stripper cops
(isn't actually thinking of a phone sex operator, but...)
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2013-09-17T08:05:46.000Z
kevin you still owe us lapdances
(though we should totally go to fremont because there is every single bizarre thing over the sun)
wait, is stripping as a profession considered selling your body? It is, right?
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2013-09-17T08:07:14.000Z
it depends on who you ask.
you're selling permission for them to look at your body
I think Li and I should be the judges for your future in the lapdance career.
oh I see! could you get me in the industry?
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2013-09-17T08:08:05.000Z
I'll start on your tearaway pants
Let's see what you can do and then we'll discuss if you can make it in the industry.
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2013-09-17T08:09:26.000Z
Don't fall for her lies, she's actually just being a cheap asian and wants a free lapdance
Ohhhhh selling out your fellow Korean, huh
I have no idea what you're talking about. Clearly, you want all the lapdances for yourself.
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2013-09-17T08:11:14.000Z
I will fight you
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2013-09-17T08:11:38.000Z
I've turned into lapdancing male baked goods worth fighting over
maybe I could make a living off this...
I'm not even sure what that is.
Or what just is this plurk.
It literally took 3 lines and we've derailed some big time
Sorry I don't talk on here much ;___;
Don't worry about it too much. I hardly ever talk on plurk myself. Haha
Don't worry on it, but do miss talking / hearing about adventures, etc
I have a few things going on I could ask for some help on actually
omg this whole Plurk is fantastic a;slkdfj
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I'm in favor of help.