OutlandsGM 'But then the tips of her breasts became erect on their own, and the flood in her loins washed moral - #j50ziy - Plurk

2013-09-07T03:36:37.000Z

'But then the tips of her breasts became erect on their own, and the flood in her loins washed morals, despair, and all other abstract assessments away in a cloud of some sort of divine cologne of his. '

2013-09-07T03:36:47.000Z

'Now his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle, riding, riding, riding, and she was eagerly swallowing it swallowing it swallowing it with the saddle's own lips and maw – all this without a word.'

2013-09-07T03:36:49.000Z

SO.

2013-09-07T03:37:08.000Z

I found a catalog of the worst purple prose ever published.

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2013-09-07T03:37:24.000Z

thog.org/thogmatic.php

2013-09-07T03:37:27.000Z

uh

2013-09-07T03:37:31.000Z

That's my favorite so far.

2013-09-07T03:37:51.000Z

Every refresh delivers more.

2013-09-07T03:37:58.000Z

I've been sitting here for a while.

2013-09-07T03:38:09.000Z

that's

2013-09-07T03:38:10.000Z

wow

2013-09-07T03:38:11.000Z

hi Sean

2013-09-07T03:38:26.000Z

Hi guys.

2013-09-07T03:38:44.000Z

Sometimes I forget I have an account over here.

2013-09-07T03:38:44.000Z

oh my god

2013-09-07T03:38:52.000Z

I try to bring presents when I remember.

2013-09-07T03:39:03.000Z

I'm glad

2013-09-07T03:39:09.000Z

we should do actual in-person lunch again

2013-09-07T03:39:22.000Z

I'd like that!

2013-09-07T03:39:42.000Z

And I like that you still think that when this is how I reintroduce myself to your life!

2013-09-07T03:40:22.000Z

I think I've been on the internet long enough that bad writing ceases to be a horrifying thing