Remember that dog I was bragging about last night? Apparently at some point yesterday he peed on my bed. I stayed up til midnight washing my sheets and mattress cover. 
he's not very bright. that's one spot he's going to get caught peeing on pretty quick!
my dog sneaks into quiet corners when he needs to go and I'm not paying attention to him. it takes days or weeks to find his surprises!
Oh my 
ugh ..
urgh
whoops
Take away his diploma.
