Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
...dear asshole who just left the store: never fucking come back, you insulting asswipe.
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Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
okay so part of the reason I shave my head is because i have psoriasis, right?
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
and it's much easier to manage the stuff on my scalp when I have no hair.
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
it's a non-contagious auto-immune disorder and it's not even flakey right now, it's just kind of patchy red spots on my scalp.
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Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
so this guy comes in and grabs a couple boxes of condoms and is like "oh, wow, you should use some cocoa butter or something on your head if you get razorburn that bad"
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
and I was like "oh, no no it's just an auto-immune thing, it's kind of why I shaved my head in the first place" because y'know, whatever, people ask me about it sometimes, I don't actually care.
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
and he's all "...yeah. Uh, you mind if I scan my own stuff?" "...it's got a code I have to punch in and a security tag I need to deactivate."
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
"oh. can i just read you the code?" "...No, i need to deactivate the security tag and make sure i use the right code."
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
and then, i swear to god i almost punched him, "it's just, I don't want to get your skin thing."
surprise retcon
11 years ago
wow
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
ash hole
11 years ago
fuck that guy
StormWolf
11 years ago
Woowww
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
I managed to just say "...it's not contagious, it's a genetic issue."
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
And he just kinda looked at his condoms for a second, then put them on the counter and said "you know, I think i'm okay for condoms right now, thanks" and left
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
i just
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
i am kind of LIVID AS FUCK right now
ash hole
11 years ago
set him on fire
gadgets.
11 years ago
what the fuck
Anakimwriter
11 years ago
If that dude is afraid of getting marks on his face he should not say shit that makes everyone want to punch him there.
dee#
11 years ago
what wow
dee#
11 years ago
what an ass
smol strategist
11 years ago
wow what a fucktard
Killer Bunny
11 years ago
I KEEL HIM
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
if he hadn't left on his own i was going to all but physically throw him out.
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
superfluously: holla holla
sexy shark
11 years ago
WOW
sexy shark
11 years ago
What a dumb fuck
Alena
11 years ago
someone doesn't know basic biology
Alena
11 years ago
actually no this is just practical biology that he really ought to know if he wants to understand health
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
i mean, not knowing "auto-immune" would be ridiculous but excuseable, but how about "not contagious" and "genetic"?
sexy shark
11 years ago
I don't care what his reasoning is. You don't talk to someone like that.
sexy shark
11 years ago
It's rude BS.
fluffbunny owo
11 years ago
wow
Squad Mom says
11 years ago
I have psoriasis. So does my mom. I think everyone kind of gets hung up on 'auto immune' and nothing after that is heard
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
starfleetgirlfriday: which is stupid because THE WHOLE POINT OF AUTO-IMMUNE AS FAR AS THEY'RE CONCERNED IS THAT THEY CANNOT CATCH IT.
Squad Mom says
11 years ago
Auto immune is also HIV and I think most people think things like that instead of 'genetic'
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11 years ago
cuz...you can get HIV from touching people too
(•─•)/")
11 years ago
didn't you know?
(•─•)/")
11 years ago
/sigh what an ass
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
starfleetgirlfriday: HIV isn't an autoimmune disorder though, it's an outside virus that DESTROYS your immune system.
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
like... HIV is practically the OPPOSITE of autoimmune
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
if your psoriasis specifically is bad enough/doesn't respond to topical treatment, one of the other medications you can have prescribed is injected immunosuppressants
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
I was on one for a while, i really wish i could get it again.
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
so it's even more rage-inducing because COME ON PEOPLE NOT ONLY CAN YOU NOT CATCH THINGS LIKE HIV THROUGH TOUCH WHICH IS SO OLD NEWS, BUT IT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I HAVE
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
on top of also being, y'know, contagious in some way.
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
which autoimmune things are not.
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
and and and
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
aro;gihfj RAEG
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
anyway
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
/cough
coffee witch
11 years ago
Omfg RUDE
coffee witch
11 years ago
My mom gets it on her elbows an scalp and has foun using hemp oil (I think we get ours from bodyshop??) has helped her far more than
coffee witch
11 years ago
Any of the stuff doctors give her
coffee witch
11 years ago
But woooow what a douche
coffee witch
11 years ago
Huddles against
coffee witch
11 years ago
I get similar stuff all up my arms and I have had customers state at them when I make drinks but nobody has said anything yet
coffee witch
11 years ago
>B| I'm so mad for you
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
yeah. the only thing that's EVER helped since i was a kid was the immunosuppressant.
Bag of Bagels
11 years ago
autoimmune is like the opposite of hiv
Bag of Bagels
11 years ago
hiv destroys the immune system. autoimmune disorders are overactive immune system that goes on a godzilla rampage on other parts of the body
Bag of Bagels
11 years ago
also genetic based vs. external contagion
Bag of Bagels
11 years ago
auto= self
Bag of Bagels
11 years ago
how do people not get that
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
idek
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
it's so frustrating
Shard-o-lantern
11 years ago
I think most people forget that the A in AIDS means ACQUIRED.
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
clearly
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
or that the V in HIV means VIRUS
LancelotRox
11 years ago
Lemme at him, lemme at him! No one is that kind of ignorant douchebag at my friends without facing my WRATH!
WHAAAAAAAAT.
11 years ago
what a fuckface
Perfect Carlos
11 years ago
yeah, i'm still pissed about it tbh
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