My wife answered, with a straight face, "He sells liquor to street children. Good money."

The neighbor looked at her, wide-eyed with disbelief. My wife then said, "He's the only one who does that. That's why the pay is good."

There was this other time when another asked my wife the same question and she said I work as a security guard. The neighbor then asked why I have long hair, to which my wife replied, "Undercover.".