One time, a neighbor asked my wife what I do for a living. She asked her how come I have long hair, wear black all the time and come home at midnight...

2013-09-04T03:26:03.000Z

Bokeh! Bokeh! says

2013-09-04T03:27:20.000Z

My wife answered, with a straight face, "He sells liquor to street children. Good money."

Bokeh! Bokeh! says

2013-09-04T03:28:54.000Z

The neighbor looked at her, wide-eyed with disbelief. My wife then said, "He's the only one who does that. That's why the pay is good."

zerovoltage says

2013-09-04T03:36:40.000Z

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MissSuzyA says

2013-09-04T03:43:22.000Z

Bokeh! Bokeh! says

2013-09-04T03:58:33.000Z

There was this other time when another asked my wife the same question and she said I work as a security guard. The neighbor then asked why I have long hair, to which my wife replied, "Undercover.".