Surcharge known to man. Baggage, extra baggage, aisle seat. She just said that we had a choice of "big and uncomfortable" seats or seats

That are "small but lay back when people sit on your feet". I think she has flown tii much, because she's nailed modern air travel.

Although with the baggage fees, clearly she doesn't work for Southwest... Possibly AirTran. (or AirTram as she calls it)

Typo correction: tii = too.

Sounds like Spirit.

Not Spirit... She didn't charge us the surcharge for Oxygen in case of emergency. Or has Spirit installed coin-slots?

In case of loss of cabin pressure, please insert $1 for the first minute, 50 cents each additional minute.

No but only because its FAA required equipment.

LOVE her "uniform"!

awesome!

what's the cost of food on the flight?

Food? on a flight?

Sun County does a breakfast sandwich or a hot dog.

I can't remember if they served a meal on our flight to Hawaii

No, they didn't.

She was charging for everything. She just kept saying it wasn't southwest

Good girl.

What the hell is a "Water Cuplet"?

That's something that they give you and you swig down and it just makes you thirstier! It's about 3 oz of water and it's just cruel!