oh that makes sense

Sounds like something a Dalek would buy.

Or you could just... be... aroused?

those would be mini nipple plungers, just what it says on the package

its to get your nips all perky

i mean i feel like that would hurt tho

I would inevitably just... stick them to my forehead and be silly.

Yeah, me too. doink

This emote is suddenly very relevant.

anakimwriter: right? Me too.

right? XD

but I'm just like "...why would you want to put tiny plungers on your tits?"

and why would you want to pay $7 for them?

that too

Because...well, because...

Nope, I got nothing.

You could... pretend you're a fembot from Austin Powers and they're actually machine gun barrels?

/chokes

fair

if i were going to do that, they'd be a good choice, just paint 'em silver

Same reason people like having their nipples sucked on, really, It's the pressure and the pull...though calling them mini-plungers isn't...terribly appealing.

well no i mean i get the suction bit.

we have plenty of other suction-y things that I can guarantee works better.

and are not "mini-plungers"

mostly they're more along the lines of this