I have a strap on arriving in a few days and I have no idea what to do with it, it's like being revirgined its awful

also I never in my life thought id own a sex toy

let alone a box of them

curse you love honey sales and curiosity

what one and do you want tips

(hurr hurr)

/casually leans in for tips

tips might actually be coold

cool

i have a fear that either i will perform very badly and cause injury or just give up after like 3 awkward thrusts

"i give up here you just bum me"

Don't be afraid to ask what angle your partner would prefer, you won't always get it spot-on the first time, especially with a new one.

Also keep it as tight as possible to avoid slipping, that's just potentially painful for everyone involved and it gives you more control.

Also use a condom with it, keeps it cleaner and makes insertation smoother.