half asleep this morning, flopping down into a cozy library chair and pulling out a book he thought was his textbook. He's quiet reading it for a bit before his mind clues in to what he's reading, face going

red and glancing around to see if anyone had noticd. Not that that stops him from continuing to read though.....

...honestly should have known. Francis was such a pervert. He throws a scarf at him from his own seat a few feet away. "Oi, pervert."

sputters and flails a bit as the scarf suddenly hits his face, setting down the book in favour of pulling the scarf away to see who it was. "...hello sexy," he winks.

grins. "Good of you to notice. Hello yourself, hot stuff. Enjoying your read?"

hums at that, rubbing the sleep from his eye and sitting up a bit. "Perhaps a little early for it, but certainly more interesting than what I was going to read," he chuckles.

raises his eyebrows. "Francis Bonnefoy, did you just say it was too early for porn? The sky must be falling."

rolls his eyes. "It's like ten am, it's too early for anything," he replies dramatically.

hums. "Not too early for sex." Well..maybe. Depends on who it was.

laughs and nods in agreement. "As long as I don't have to leave my bed," he hums. He wasn't exactly a morning person.

isn't really one either. "Mm, ja...so why the fuck are you here so early?"

hums, closing the novel and shoving it back in his bag. "Had class already this morning, and a test later that I haven't studied for," he shrugs.

...that fucking sucks. "What's the test for?"

shrugs. "Just a chapter test for art history." He obviously wasn't too worried.

hums. "So no awesome battles, then?"

laughs at that. "There's not a ton of battles in my field of study unfortunately, just paintings and statues about them."

grins "Fair enough. Vati still gives me hell over my history major, though..."

hums. "That's because he's an old man obsessed with it."

supposes so.... "Yea...so shouldn't you be studying? I can't believe I just said that..."

blinks at that, and laughs. "Of all the things to er come out of your mouth, that was the weirdest..."

throws a small cushion at him. "Shut up. Who am I going to harass if you get kicked out? You have to keep your grades up to at least stick around."

laughs as he gets his arms up to shield a moment too late, and the pillow smacks him. "Hey hey what's with the throwing things today?" he grins. "It's just a chapter test, c'mon. I can survive~"

him a look. "Good. Survive, and we'll go drinking later."

arches a brow at that look. "Okay mom. Don't worry, I read the chapter at some point last week. Where do you want to go drinking?"

to throw something else, but he's run out of soft objects. "Fuck if I know. Campus pub? The guy gives me discounts."

be upset if non soft items suddenly come flying at his face. "Hmm... sounds good then. Cheap is preferable."

wouldn't want to injure Fran's pretty face anyhow. "It is. I think it's cause I'm there all the time...or that I blew him in the storage room that one time. Either one."

nearly chokes on his breath. "You never told me that before!" he laughs, shaking his head. "Geeze, the mystery is solved. Give him another, maybe we'll get free drinks instead."

grins at that. "Nah, his manager has a huge stick up his ass. Not even I can work my magic on him. So discounts is as good as we get." He wonders why he's never told Francis that story before...

doesn't often go drinking at the campus pub and doesn't really care about the workers because of it. "Ah damn, how sad," he laughs.

shrugs. "Mhm...but hey. If you tip the waitresses well, they usually make sure you get good portions of food."

hums. "I'll make sure to keep that in mind~" he smiles. "So what to do until then? Or are you actually going to make me study."

scrunched up his face a little. "Nein. Go for it if you want, but I'm bored. Let's...play a game."

grins at that. "Hmm, what sort of game this time, dear friend~?"

hums. "Something...with no moving." Too early. "Truth..or dare..."

laughs. "Fair enough, fair enough. Alright, you first. Truth or dare?" he hums.

humsss. "Dare."

hums, considering it a moment. "Use the worst pickup line you know on the next person you see," he chooses, keeping it simple to start.

cackles at that. "What's worst? Cheesy, or dirty and just...really bad?"

grins. "That absolute worst in any way you can think of. Let me see what you've got."

hums, glancing around. He spots a guy mostly keeping to himself, a little nervous. Aw, poor guy. Oh well. "Oi, you! With the beenie." The guy looks up, and Gil beckons him over.

sits back in his chair a bit as he watches, grinning in anticipations.

grins, sitting up and tugging the guy down into his lap. Might as well go all out. He wraps his hands around the obviously uncomfortable kid, and leans forward. "I'm like a rubix cube baby, the more you play_

_with me, the harder I get."

arches a brow at that, before having to cover his mouth as not to burst out laughing as the kid smacks Gilbert in the face and makes a quick escape off his lap with the most indignant and grossed-out look

on his face.

grins despite the slap -he was expecting that- and calls out after him "Call me!" Oh, he was awesome.

practically dying from trying not to laugh. "Oh dieu, that was amazing."

cackles to himself. "I'm amazing. Your turn. Truth or Dare?"

hums in consideration. "Truth," he decides, because sitting right here was lovely for the moment.

hums. He knows basically everything about Francis...well, he thinks he does anyhow. "Have you...ever fooled around with any guy besides me?"

laughs at that, shaking his head. "Aww, you know you're the only guy I have~" he assures him, patting his head.

grins at that, ruffling Francis' hair. "Damn straight, and it's gonna stay that way."

scoffs at the hand in his hair and shoos him away. "Hey hey, don't mess with the hair," he laughs. "It's not like we've done much," he points out, ever amused at how possessive Gil was over him despite that.

leers at him. "If you ever wanna fix that, let me know~"

laughs, shaking his head. "We've been over that," he hums, leaning back in his seat. "Alright, turth or dare."

stretches a little. "Hm...truth. I guess."

hummms. "Have you ever walked in on your brother doing naughty things?"

to really think about that. "I don't...think so? West actually uses the lock on his door, so.." He shrugs. "Not that I can think of."

laughs at that and shrugs. "I should have figured. He seems like he's got a stick up his ass."

scrunches his nose. "Ja. Well. Your turn~"

laughs. "Ahh... I suppose I shall go with dare this time."

hums. "I dare you...to..." Uhhh. What..wouldn't get them kicked out of the library? "Oh." He tilts his head, motioning to a guy that had nodded off. "Go open a blank document on that guy's computer, so it _

_looks like his work vanished. Then wake up and we can watch him freak out."

hums, looking over and able to see the wall of text page of something the guy was working on. "Deal," he grins, getting up and walking over as uietly as he can, trying very carefully to open a new document

without waking the guy first.

trying not to cackle, just watching them. Ooh, this was going to be awesome.

grins as he gets the document open, pulling back enough with a small breath of relief. And then he backs up and taps his shoulder to wake him before pulling back enough to not be obvious it was him.

isn't even trying to not be obvious. He's leaning over the couch, staring the guy down and waiting for a reaction. The guy startles as little, rubbing his eyes. He finally focuses on the screen and swears. )

_ "No..nonono, what the fuck! No! You were just...stop it! Computer no...ohgod computer, why!"

starts cracking up, covering his mouth and hurrying back over to his seat trying so hard not to laugh out loud lest they be caught. "O-oh dieu..." he breathes out, watching the poor guy flip out. "Good

choice Gil.."

cackles as quietly as he can as the guy loses his shit. He starts smashing at the keys a little, and suddenly pauses, realising that there were two windows. He closes the blank, visibly relaxing before whipping

_around to try and catch any culprits.

trying so damn hard not to laugh, but his silent heaving was probably giving him away to the poor sod.

grins as the guy shoots Francis a filthy glare, packs up his things, and leaves. "Ohhhh fuck. That was too good."

grins and winks at the guy, before doubling over in laughter. "Merde, how would I even top that," he laughs, shaking his head. "That guy will never fall asleep at his desk again."

snickers. "Well you're going to have to try."

laughs. "Are you picking dare then?"

grins "That I am!"