I don't even have much of a preference for where to send him, I just... need to find somewhere XD

I know there used to be some kind of a list of active DW RPs but is that still a thing?

Well, if you don't mind a small game set in a rather colorful post-apocalyptic world, you might like Bastion. We're all friendly, and there is literally no AC. :>

I might need to check that out

Could you link me perhaps?

Sure!

Here's the ATP ad for it, which includes all the links.