WOOOOO \o/

PARTIES Ugh I gotta pack

PACKING PARTY \o/

Help me Red there's a 1920s/30s themed party going on at Harris Manchester and I can hear all the music and I can only think about Stucky

The last one is a permanent problem but I MAINTAIN

I have no help. Only kisscurls

(I'm getting my hair cut some point next week TALK ME OUT OF GETTING A KISSCURL)

they're singing New York New York help helppp

WHAT IF YOU GOT IT CUT LIKE BUCKY

I meant to write "Bucky's" but no

make it in the shape of him lying sniper-style on your head

I could do that

one night shave it off and throw it down some stairs

regrow it with metal bits in

I think we're crossing the line of what my hair is capable of.

DO IT

I

Ugh help all I can think of is Steve and Bucky listening to big parties from their apartment and dancing to the music sobs

SURE ITS WINTERHAWK BUT SHH

SHHHHHH

DON'T LIE TO ME YOUR HAIR IS MAGIC

oh my god I saw that and squeaked

what cuties oh gosh

stupid blushing cuties

It's from where all the blood is being pulled down thanks to gravity. Bucky has held him there for half an hour.

ALSO HELP BUCKY'S FUCKIN PONYTAIL actual Disney prince Bucky Barnes

Its not dancing, its an interrogation.

oh god this is what Natasha taught him- seduce then interrogate

It's Buckified

He just does it 40s style

"I'LL JUST DANCE WITH HIM THEN SORT OF HOLD HIM FOR A BIT"

good

yes

holds him tenderly

in his butt

PS: http://www.plurk.com/p/i...

Tasha's like "I'm so proud" wipes away tear

also he interrogates him about adorable lil things until Phil prises them apart

can now just see Phil doing that

pulling apart all "LEAVE ROOM FOR JEEESUS"

"Where's the cookies, Barton, huh? You ate em, didn'tcha?" "I'M NOT TELLIN"

OHGOD

Fury puts him on watch to try and prevent them getting together because if it ends badly Bucky might go off the rails again except now he knows all SHIELD's secrets

Welp XD

Phil sitting between them on a bench while they play Thumb War over his lap like "I left the military for this are you kidding me"

He likes it really.

Only when they kiss one cheek each like "Thank You Agent Coulson" when he secretly lets them have their fun as long as they promise not to mess everything up

-snrt-

Mostly because Clint's been pining for weeks and when he pines he gets everywhere

Like just appears face-down of Phil's keyboard after he looks away for a second like "but he's so pretty Phiiiiiilllllll"

"yes Clint but you can't" "I made him a poem do you want to hear it" "no" "roses are red violets are blue, your butt is great, I think we should screw-" "damnit Barton"

Their romance is great and horrible

Mostly difficult because Steve gets the same thing from Bucky like "god his ARMS Rogers you don't you don't understand what I'm even saying" "he's got nice arms?" "YES but also ugh god his butt I just can't"

Lots of dramatic flopping onto Steve like "Carry me I'm weighed down my love steeeeeeb"

Bucky just uses any excuse to be carried tbf

"Steve carry me to training I ate like 7 eggs and a mountain of pancakes"

"Steve carry me Imma veteran"

"Steeeeeeeb I lay down on the floor and now I'm sleepy carry me to soft places"

"Damnit Buck you're not a slug" "Imma wiggle here until you carry me" "Bucky it is 1am I am trying to have a nice date here-" "Steeeeeeeeeb" "Damnit FINE Where d'you wanna go?" "ice cream :3!

"no" "awwwwwwwh c'moooooon"

Like Steve would have a date that hangs around till 1am

I'm mostly assuming it's Bruce and he tried to pretend it was a date to get Bucky to move

Thats true

Bruce is just sat on his bed like "e-eh;;;; what" because Steve didn't tell him about this and they were gonna have a late night movie party and watch Star Trek

Not effective, but true.

XDDD Bucky would smoosh his face up against Steve's cheek and wiggle his eyebrows like "I'll leave you two alone~~~~~~~"

"Unless you two beed - HELP~~~~ "

"Why are you sitting in my chair" "I'm watchin the show"

*need

ohgod I love how we went to the same place there

Bucky - that awkward friend who watches how you have sex and holds up score cards.

"Uh you know what Bucky that would actually be nice, I've been wanting to test the limits of your serum as well, what's the biggest thing you'd say you've had in your ass?" "I wait what"

YOU KNOW

I ANSWERED THIS QUESTION RECENTLY ON BBT

"Steve was about to help me with an experiment about how the super serum reacts to Hulk's massive penis" "you're kidding right" "8I Do you wanna stick around and find out"

YEAH?

<-- relevent to the other thing you brought up

And bangbangtwang.tumblr.com...

ohgod help they're murdering Heard It Through The Grape Vine I'm so sad

They got Ain't No Sunshine

This song was all I had left

oh my god this is beautiful

8'D

Bucky no that's not what butts are for

no

do we have to go through the Sex Ed lesson again about what you can and shouldn't put up there

It wasn't his decision

RUSSIA

I still have the diagrams in the lab please don't make me do this again

XDDDDD

I mostly quietly love Bruce accidentally becoming the go-to guy for Questions About Modern Midgard

I read that as 'modern vagina'

because Clint and Tony troll the flip out of Steve Bucky and Thor

Which I guess also works.

and Tasha conveniently disappears

well yes that too

not that he has much experience there

tragic Hulk music plays Betty weeps

Welp

"Bruce what's a rampant rabbit" "Bruce what's this website" "Bruce why does this vibrate" "DR BANNER I MUST ENQUIRE AS TO WHY MIDGARDIANS DO NOT HAVE HORNS I HOPE THIS IS NOT RACIALLY INSENSITIVE"

Prince Thor: Asking the important questions

He just wants to learn, blessim

I keep getting distracted by thoughts of the pizza I'm going to be having

He mostly hangs around hoping he and Hulk can spar like ":>" "Thor what are you doing" "Awaiting the emergence of my good green friend" "You've been following me round for 3 days now" "yes" "you're sat in acid"

OMG WHAT DID YOU ORDER mrrrgh I should cook

I can't order till after midnight because money goes in then.

But then. Probably a chicken foods

Oooooooh deliciouses _

yess

SIDE NOTE

V IMPORTANT

that should've been like a shiny eye face

ploik why

DO YOU THINK LEE BRADLEY WOULD DRAW ME A BUCKY BEAR

nnnnngh I should go paaack

WHEN DO YOU GET CREDIT BACK BTW

I GET IT BACK LIKE tomorrow morning

SQUEEEEE Sorry Plurk is laggy

okay

YES MAKE HIM DO THAT DO YOU MEAN LIKE AN ACTUAL BEAR CUB AND STEVE HUGGING IT BECAUSE I

WOOHOOOOOOOOOO Text me when you dooooo Anthea's gathering dust lol

I wiillll I mean if it goes through beforehand I might just text you endless pictures of my pizza

But aside from that, tomorrow morning.

I am strangely okay with this

RIGHT

Gonna go shower nom and pack

I'll probs be on Skype maybe later???

If not I'll just bother you tomorrow from my bed like "I'M HOME IT'S COMFY LIFE IS GOD"

Yess I will be anyway XD

*GOOD

uh spoilers for tomorrow's texts

XD

XD

Awesomes, catch ya later, sunshine!

See ya~