perhaps drunk enough to egg him on. Or atleast watch on from afar.

isn't really sure what he's mumbling about. Pushing buttons or something, but he's certain that he's being the perfect seducer.

claps a hand on his shoulder, a grin on his lips. 'I think you're out of luck mate.'/

turns. "What? Pfffft no. She's...she's totally into me. Toootally."

laughs, 'I'm pretty sure 'She' is an 'it,' mate.'

waves him off, and strokes the top of the machine. "Don'...Don' listen to 'im babe. He's a jerk."

Snorts in amusement, ruffling the man's hair. 'Your dick is gonna be sore in the morning.'

's head drops, resting on the top of the machine. "Naaah. S'whats lube is for. Don' scare 'r off..."

Eyes the man up for a few moments before laughing. 'Hah.... Should I call your brother?'

perks up at that. "West! Weeeest. He...he has to meet his..his in law. Jaa."

snorts, turning away to give Germany a call. He occasionally glances over his shoulder, to keep an eye on Gilbert incase he tries to mount the machine, there.

doesn't...okay, he totally puts out on the first date. But if she doesn't want to, it won't push.