just in case you want this graceful young man tinkering with your main method of outside contact

wait you mean he's not tobey

TOBY AND I HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP!!!!

Chrissy how are you

i'm good hello

p e e k s

I miss talking to you

pickpockets:

I DIDN'T MISS YOUR POST OR ANYTHING DID I? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WATCH THE COMM LIKE A HAWK

sleepcoast: sorry i've been like a ghost lately i finally went back to school

dfvdkjbfv i haven't intro'd her yet but maybe i'll just

intro her here

LMFAO SCrEAM

SURPRISE!!!

i didn't want to make another "HM SO I'M NEW HERE" post since i juuuust did that with wichita

this is like an adorable porno scenario now

PLUMBER'S HERE

KLJDFSKJLFDSKFDS omfg oh no

i love it

how did you manage to make cheesy porn intros like

super cute to me

LMAO

glues self tocrissy

tbh

let's make it a peter party

almost as good as a pizza party

but probably with a lot more self-depreciation

And jealousy. And by jealousy I mean

Because screw you and your actually being able to date Gwen D<

didn't even listen to t he dying wish of her father tbh

CAN"T STOP HIM

yeah he doesn't have that problem HER FATHER OWES HIM

AND IS ALIVE

.... screams

HE DID NOT GET MURDERED BY A GIANT LIZARD THING but he did almost commit high treason, so

but only because Doc Ock kidnapped Gwen and was using her as a hostage, but then Spidey saved her and her dad was like "LOL NOPE, FUCK YOU OCTOPUS"

He'll also hate the fact Flash is no longer giving you endless grief B|

LMFAO flash is aight

and that you don't have to put up with the SUPREME AWKWARDNESS that is Flash Thompson coming to you for advice on how to hook up with a girl

Because really the entire dynamic of the high school social hierarchy has just imploded on itself and he's not sure if he should be happy or sad

oh god

peter prays every night that will never happen

There were some up sides, he'll admit

Like on Valentine's Day night, when Flash told him to hit him anytime he said something he shouldn't

GUESS HOW OFTEN THAT HAPPENED

SFDKJLDFSkjlsdfakljwera

Especially since he pulled him under the table to have the conversation. The table they were sharing with their dates, plus Kenny and Rand and MJ and their dates

Which is why Pete's first lesson was "...so, like what you're doing right now?"

omg Peter2 your life

holyshit she can't find out her dad is still alive in another world that'll be

pete is afraid

very afraid

something for another time

ugly crying

peter will feel like pretty much the most incompetent

thing

ever

cries gwen's a goober news at 11

LMFAO OMG OH NO SHE'S SO CUTE

i headcanon that she has like

top 5 stuffed animals that are allowed to stay out in her room

but when she invited peter over she had to hide them in her closet behind stuff sorry guys but he is a boy

omfg

i would have murdered for that deleted scene tbh

djkbgdfg or she just throws them down the hall to her mom "HIDE THESE DONT ASK QUESTIONS"

LMFAO I BET HER MOM WOULD LIKE

knowingly smile

Her dad's alive, but also waaay different from what she'd be used to.

and voiced by Clancy Brown

Like, there was never a crusade against Spider-Man, because he was basically just like "are you kidding me? We've got enough problems."

Organized crime was still a thing at a significant level, even BEFORE the supervillains showed up

omg mr krabs

Well, Mr. Krabs, but also The Kurgan from Highlander >_>

(and The Rhino from the exact same show, which was...interesting)

(especially since they WERE both on screen at the same time a few times)

jdfgb

i'm going to end up watching this whole cartoon series now yep

You should >>

i'm all caught up on ultimate spider-man finally so

naturally

just don't app the Gwen from it I hate that bloody ship

kdfjbg i won't i don't think i could handle that anyway

Also Peter let him tell you about the time Aunt May was basically ready to throw down with Doc Ock and the Sinister Six

Because his world is a crazy place 8|

omg i hope aunt may has a reason to hulk out in amazing spider-man 2 like just

i want to see her wrath pls

It's a beautiful wrath

Like Doc's just dismissive of her and her friend at the theater, and she's like "GIRL, HOLD MY BAG"

dfhfghgfj

aw there were only 26 episodes

i'm going to end up watching this all in like 2 days

if i didn't have work tomorrow it'd be. one.

breathes

Ava would be weird at him the whole time he was there...

I feel like that's a Peter Parker rite of passage at this point :|

"Hey was Ava weird to you the other day?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Good, that means she accepts you. And might not claw your face off."

the feeling is so warm

Also Peter here's a snapshot of what your life's about to become
Spectacular Spider-Man- Sinister Six IIenjoy

that's a thing that happens more times than he'd like and they're also only like half of his villain gallery 8|

NOPE.JPG

NONE OF THAT IS OK

too bad it's gonna be yours soon

Just in convenient one-or-two-at-a-time form, and they probably won't be coming back again

Which I could never understand the logic behind, in all honesty

bless u movie format

I mean, movie studios want to make money. So they take the supervillains who have typically had too many prison escapes and crazy schemes to count

give them one shot

and then throw them away

I cannot even brain why this is their logic

And without fail they just start pulling out lesser villains, if they somehow don't go straight to reboot

and throw in multiples of them

(or just make up new ones)

They've seen comics bring back the same people over and over again and still make money, so what is the thought process here? :|a

Oh hey that reminds me

that Peter open log?

I am gonna enjoy having Livewire make this as awkward for him as possible >B3