Legal name...first means "Fair Phantom Or White Wave"

middle means "From The Lake"

and last.....idk, lol.

It's Polish. It's probably Americanized after coming over on Da Boat. According to the interwebz, it may be a form on Mykolas which means "Who Is Like God"

SO

I am "Fair Phantom (or White Wave) From The Lake Who Is Like God"

(approximately)

I'm JESUS!