That page on Wired is currently broken (scientology attack?) but it's worth seeing later.

AGGREGATE DISTRIBUTION
OF SAVES
63,648,098,766
NUMBER OF PEOPLE
SAVED BY THE SMITHS

WHY has no-body pitched them as a new secret agent family?

They forgot all the people Jada Pinkett Smith saved as a nurse on Hawthorne.

Oh, good one.

magzkam: OMG, and then there are all the people those people have saved, too!

Wait, if they save all of mankind, does it count if part of mankind saves some other part of mankind which, I am guessing, was part of the mankind that was already saved

DirkMcKeenan: You've been reading too much Philip K. Dick.