I don't play characters that lend themselves to these memes like...ever

instead of answering the predictable way let me tell you a story

there is a PM roleplayer on tumblr who is in <3s with a Jack roleplayer on tumblr which is BAD ENOUGH

two things are worse.

1) they are prone to having her make dramatic statements like "I AM GLAD THAT I HAVE FORGIVEN HIM FOR THE CRIMES HE AS COMMITTED, OTHERWISE I WOULD BE ALONE"

and 2) SHE IS PREGNANT WITH JACK'S TWIN BABBIES/

i can't remember if one was white and one was black or if they were like, dapple or grey or some shit

how would you even have babies flying around in the void though

like sex sure but

labor

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what were all of those words you just said im rly curious

i...what. what

because none of it made sense its like another language

did they miss the part where carapaces... clones!? parts?! i what. BWUH?

HOW DO YOU EVEN SHIP THOSE TWO <3 I DONT

THAT TOO...

pulls at face

you're welcome