1. I live in a town called Parsippany in New Jersey. Its located fairly north in the state.
2. My town was actually voted the best place to live in NJ one year??? I don't know how??? It was like 27th in the US overall WHICH I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND?
3. My town is a suburb but we have a lot of business headquarters scattered around everywhere. Working in a hotel has taught me this. We really have no entertainment or nightlife to speak of
4. My state calls it taylor ham not a pork roll, we're not allowed to pump our own gas, can't sell liquior without a license and most places still can't sell it after 11 and
You can only gamble in atlantic city
5. My town won the mid-atlantic little league playoffs and went to the national playoffs last year. It was kind of awesome because I knew a bunch of the kids and they were on tv and stuff
6. My high school made it on howard stearn's talk show because of what we call "P-Day" when we had someone pull a knife on a kid over a PSP, a massive food fight, and someone who
Spraypainted "FUCK THE ADMINISTRATION" on the wall in huge black spraypaint and managed to not get caught. inside
I forget what actually sparked everything but that day was crazy
Ahahaha oh geez. But on the bright side, at least you don't live in Newark!
Yeah I am not unhappy about that
So I've heard. Luckily haven't had to go near it yet.