[meme] If you had to ship one of your characters with Loki, who would you choose?
AKA, which characters would mind Loki's assholery the least?
I think Syo would be all about that
(not Touko though)
Morgana/Loki not sorry 
YAY Syo and Loki can be insane together!
....And I can totally see Morgana getting with Loki, but it's still a little creepy
I mean, less creepy than Syo because she actually LOOKS underaged
But the guy is over a thousand years old one way or another
Syo's eighteen >>
or nineteen
>_> she looks like 15
Okaaaay, she's legal, but it's still an age difference!
yeah I don't want them to actually do it it was just that or Thomas
...not that I expect either of them to care
and I don't think your Loki likes dudes
OH NO POOR THOMAS I AM SORRY ABOUT THE SHARK
I can't stop laughing
My Loki actually would screw just about anything, as long as he got to be dominant
I am just. studying in between plurks
well Thomas is the bitch in every relationship ever so
But he's too busy being insane right now for much sex
THEN IT WOULD BE FINE until Thomas breaks all his bones or something
...also you really should study or something
I HAVE BEEN
>_> You are a better multitasker than I could ever hope to be
I have my slides in one tab and plurk in another
this is how I do any class with powerpoints
T_T that sounds beautiful. I almost wish I was studying something that wasn't totally hands-on now
hey Morgana is almost thirty at this point
I did all my hands on studying over the weekend and gonna review that in the morning
...Well. Loki is still 1300 years older than she is. But at least they sort of... look like they're the same age?
I give you all of my study karma! You will do well on your tests because I decree it!
no like I got this I'm pretty sure :3
YAY MAKE THAT TEST YOUR BITCH
LMAO yeah that. well. EH I'm pretty sure she'd be kind of like, ....well that's crazy and then never really be bothered by it again
And then Loki would take Morgana's breath away with his amazing charm!
Dude, Magneto and Loki, how hilarious was that ping-pong thing?
If they'd both stop being assholes I bet they could... get some ass?
that was a statement that tried REALLY hard to be clever, but couldn't quite make it.
T_T not a single ass cheek was seen.
...was Loki's helmet on top? It does have the pointy, sticking-out bits after all.
:|
SCORE :|
He is like halfway to sweeping her off her feet tbh, he sold her really well when she came back from her last update
>_> Yes, I noticed. WELL he'll probably be perfectly happy to go further, because he's a scumbag. But first she has to be a good little minion or something.
SHE HAS THE WORST INSTINCTS IN FRIENDS 
and now Felix is basically explaining homosexuality by way of existing and I am p sure she is just like I know nothing about men and sex and relationships
I know nothing about men and sex and relationships
YES. YES SHE DOES. Making friends with Loki is like... trying to take over Camelot in a story about King Arthur.
...Morgana, honey. No.
And don't ask Loki because he'll tell you things you NEVER wanted to know.
SEE, FATE THAT SHE BEFRIEND HIM
lmfao but she trusts him oh my god Morgana why
idek what she'd do at this point, there are like three people she'd be semi comfortable asking
Morgana. Morgana, stop. Morgana, no.
please stop B(
She'll probably learn things she doesn't want to know no matter who she asks, though. She's a little.. repressed.
p sure that list is Loki, Ivy, and Ollie, though. No, 4, Tyrion might be on there too
she's incredibly repressed
..............those are the worst people ever to ask
Though didn't she already screw Ollie?
sleeping with Ollie during the au flood was her first time
Yeah, there we go
See, Loki would like to say right about now that he's deflowered hundreds of women so he'd know how to go about it.
This is not something anyone should trust.
but yeah seh didn't deal well with that At All and probably the only reason he's on there is because they talked a while after and bonded over being prisoners
like you do
oh my god loki no
Wow, talk about bad first times.
Poor Morgana, and also poor Ollie because that must have been awkward.
it was p awkward at first B( but idk it went better than I thought it would
Mostly because I just. expect the absolute worst iwth her now
AS YOU SHOULD. Because it always is the worst with her. It's okay, Loki understands.
Come and hang out with him, Morgana, he'll understand you so well and make all your problems go awa.
away, even
SEE
THIS IS WHY SHE LIKES HIM
HE'S NOT TRYING TO CHANGE HER, he gets how fucking awful things can be :c
and man especially with Toto gone now too YOU KNOW WHAT, I MIGHT DO A POST TONIGHT and she might stop by to see him, is that cool?
Oh, that would be awesome!
I really do want him to have allies and such, he does so like them.
\o/ excellent
lol she does too :c
And thus mind-games shall commence!
sob Morgana 
/pat pat
You just take care of your own head, and Loki will... help you out
she has been borderline crazy for so long
I NOTICED.
Loki can give her a little push in the right direction.
I was not remotely kind to her AND THEN CANON BASICALLY QUADRUPLED THAT
'sure I'll let her get captured and tortured for four days nbd she'll bounce back'
'sure she can get her head cut off in wonderland and be impmrisoned again nbd I'm sure I could use an eventual update to help'
no ari
mistakes were made
...yeah, um
And now she's dead
She's had it rough, man
I held out this desperate hope for the first half of the last season that they'd redeem her, but
they pretty much made her damn near iredeemable
thanks writers :|b
>_> And this is why no one believes that the show-runners actually had a plan for the series
because if they did, it was the shittiest plan since... I dunno, the Spiderman musical
basically yes :|
I'm a pretty firm believer that they thought they'd get a sixthe season
and then they couldn't convince bradley to do it and it tailspinned
because if those last three episodes were actually planned then how the fuck did they get jobs
how did they get them approved
Oh, it was Bradley James who decided he was done? I thought it was the network!
I honestly have no idea, I'm operating on hearsay
POSSIBLY IT WAS BOTH
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
EITHER WAY IT WAS AWFUL
shoehorned in a childhood love interest that we never heard of for Mordred so he hsa reason...sort of....to join Morgana
shoehorn in a love interest for Gwaine in LITERALLY THE LAST EPISODE so Morgana can have her finally spy in Camelot
and we're supposed to be sad when she dies? or sad for Gwaine? despite having like. a two minutes scene with them? it was awful
There's no possible way any of this was planned
It's a trainwreck
exactly
exactly
honestly the whole thing pissed me off :c
As well it should
I could not even be won over by the final moments because I was so pissed about the reveal
I can't believe they left it till literally the last episode and then did it in the most tearful and predictable way possible
and just
THE WHOLE TIME
THAT ARTHUR WAS BEING A DOUCHE TO HIM
not even just after the reveal, but in the second to last episode when he actually seriously calls Merlin a coward
I was like
THIS IS THE KING ARTHUR THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE, REALLY
CAUSE I HATE THIS ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW
the last two episodes soured me on a lot of characters tbh :<
......see
in the final pages of the King Arthur stories I've read
you're usually bawling your eyes out and going NO NOT ARTHUR ANYONE BUT ARTHUR PLEEEEEEEEASE
so
Apparently something went wrong for Merlin
SEE
EXACTLY
because he's jsut supposed to be this BEACON he's supposed to be someone you relate to and believe in
and literally all I could do for the last half of the season was sit there and go, wow
UGH NO
this all happened because all the women were left alone and thus became evil??
okay
okay, show
......you fuckers T_T
why was every major villain a female witch
idk what gets me the worst is that Merlin and Morgana's situations were so similar
and he even says it in The Nightmare Begins, Merlin tells Gaius the only difference is that Merlin has Gaius, and Morgana has no one
and
she continues to have no one
I don't think everything could have been avoided if he'd just ~told her the truth~ but like
jesus christ I don't want any of them to be anywhere near the crown half the time
the only good thing baout the ending was the vague implication that Gwen brings about the golden age alone
That IS pretty cool, but yeah
The show has a message it doesn't quite understand, I guess
basically, yeah
which is a shame
Oddly enough, if Morgana was told the truth earlier on she might not have been a villain at all
which would make the show rather less sexist
I mean, it is true that in Arthurian mythology, women are often the villains
But that's a trope for an audience 500 - 800 years ago
A modern audience doesn't see that trope and come away with the same message as an ancient audience would
And the show doesn't seem to understand that, either
mmmmhm agreed
although I do think it would have gone badly, if she'd been told the truth.
Well - if she'd grown up knowing she was Uther's bastard, I honestly think almost everything could have been avoided
because then she wouldn't have felt like just his ward, she wouldn't have expected to marry Arthur, she wouldn't have had her world basically shattered when she found out he WAS her dad
...and now she and Loki can high-five again
she'd still have challenged him but I think if she'd done so as his daughter she'd have had an easier time of it
Bastard children, man
/brofist B(
only Loki is not a woman, so he's got a little more control than Morgana in his culture
yyyyyyyyyyyyyup
I just can't imagine how much internalized self hatred she doesn't even realize she has
I think there's a part of her that still hates herself for being magic
Oh my God, I love analyses like this
I need to show you this article on internalized racism in Thor, if I can find it at some point
Like Morgana with magic, Loki's been told all his life that the Jotnar are monsters and barbarians
So when he finds out he's one of them he totally flips out - because he hates himself for being a monster
And then he becomes more hateful toward them than ever, almost like overcompensating because he knows he's lesser than a real Asgardian
So instead of laughing about how Jotnar are stupid with the other warriors, Loki teases the Jotun king to his face
and instead of talking about how glorious it would be to slay a Frost Giant
....he goes and nukes Jotunheim
GDI internalized racism
I choose Loki/Narvin. Because they are close to the same age, and both from advanced (arrogant) non-human races, and well versed in political scheming.
OH YES one of my favorite gifsets of him is about that: whatmorethanthat.dreamwi...
but oh my god he and Morgana are the same person
I mean she always had relatively positive feelings toward magic? But then she realized she was setting fire to her room and she was utterly terrified, like to an almost unfunctioning point. Then she goes
to the druids, learns that hey, magic really can be a good thing, because they all think that...and then watches them all more or less systematically die
because they are magic
and she is really afraid of dying :c
OMG Narvin, that seems like a terrible idea, don't have sex with anything as arrogant as yourself.
....Also
Morgana, please stop being afraid of dying. You'll break our hearts.
Also you already died
AND SHE WAS AFRAID
SHE SPENT SO LONG TRYING TO AVOID HER FATE /o\
yes, like ten years of messy plotting
Good job, you almost made it!
SO CLOSE except not at all
Kind of like how Loki was SO CLOSE to conquering Earth?
You tried, guys!
GOLD STARS ALL AROUND
I want you to know that as I tag I'm also watching Kenneth Brannagh as Henry V wooing his queen.
If Loki gets sweet and touchy that might be why
LMAO I'm in full support of this