Like seriously, how amazing is this:
Reviews certify the watchability of this movie: " "Machete is messy, violent, shallow, and tasteless "
TWO OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE SAME SHITTY MOVIE. \O/
But hey, I've already seen its twin film (Grindhouse) for Freddy Rodriguez, so it's only fitting I watch this one.
Twin film? XD Were they in the same storyline?
Oh my god Lindsay Lohan is in the movie, too.
And in the sequel they're adding Alexa Vega, Zoe Saldana and Lady Gaga. XDD What a fabulous shitshow.
Rodriguez and Tarantino had some bizarre double-feature thing going on; they made two purposefully shitty B movies and I guess..borrowed footage from one another? idk.
Grindhouse was about a zombie apocalypse, I think. I dunno what Machete is about.
But apparently there are two sequels being planned.
I hope there are no sequels to Grindhouse, because Freddy Rodriguez died in that one. XD But Rose McGowan would still be around, so, hmm, tradeoff.
oh, my bad, apparently Machete is a sequel-ish thing to the double feature by both Rodriguez and Tarantino, which are collectively titled Grindhouse
and are separately titled Planet Terror and Death Proof.
WHATEVER THE STORY MAY BE.
I want to watch this movie. XD
oh no, WHY DOES FREDDY RODRIGUEZ ALWAYS DIE IN MOVIES
THE TRAGIC PLIGHT OF THE LATINO BIT CHARACTER.
Though he does live through Hard Times; and I'm pretty sure he's married to Eva Longoria.
Christian Bale dies in that one. XD
And uh, he lived through Scrubs? But who doesn't live through Scrubs.
And in SFU....everyone dies. XD
lol Scrubs XD WEll, the people in the hospital, the patients, I guess