kalliel says
11 years ago
Wait, both Jessica Alba AND Michelle Rodriguez are in Machete? Well, now I need to see this movie. #IKnow #ItsASickness
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kalliel
11 years ago
Like seriously, how amazing is this:
♔amber
11 years ago
oooh pretty ladies
kalliel
11 years ago
Reviews certify the watchability of this movie: " "Machete is messy, violent, shallow, and tasteless "
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kalliel
11 years ago
TWO OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE SAME SHITTY MOVIE. \O/
kalliel
11 years ago
But hey, I've already seen its twin film (Grindhouse) for Freddy Rodriguez, so it's only fitting I watch this one.
♔amber
11 years ago
Twin film? XD Were they in the same storyline?
kalliel
11 years ago
Oh my god Lindsay Lohan is in the movie, too.
kalliel
11 years ago
And in the sequel they're adding Alexa Vega, Zoe Saldana and Lady Gaga. XDD What a fabulous shitshow.
kalliel
11 years ago
AND ANTONIO BANDERAS. XD
kalliel
11 years ago
Rodriguez and Tarantino had some bizarre double-feature thing going on; they made two purposefully shitty B movies and I guess..borrowed footage from one another? idk.
kalliel
11 years ago
Grindhouse was about a zombie apocalypse, I think. I dunno what Machete is about.
kalliel
11 years ago
But apparently there are two sequels being planned.
kalliel
11 years ago
I hope there are no sequels to Grindhouse, because Freddy Rodriguez died in that one. XD But Rose McGowan would still be around, so, hmm, tradeoff.
kalliel
11 years ago
oh, my bad, apparently Machete is a sequel-ish thing to the double feature by both Rodriguez and Tarantino, which are collectively titled Grindhouse
kalliel
11 years ago
and are separately titled Planet Terror and Death Proof.
kalliel
11 years ago
Who the hell knows. XP
kalliel
11 years ago
WHATEVER THE STORY MAY BE.
kalliel
11 years ago
I want to watch this movie. XD
♔amber
11 years ago
oh no, WHY DOES FREDDY RODRIGUEZ ALWAYS DIE IN MOVIES
kalliel
11 years ago
THE TRAGIC PLIGHT OF THE LATINO BIT CHARACTER.
kalliel
11 years ago
Though he does live through Hard Times; and I'm pretty sure he's married to Eva Longoria.
kalliel
11 years ago
Christian Bale dies in that one. XD
kalliel
11 years ago
And uh, he lived through Scrubs? But who doesn't live through Scrubs.
kalliel
11 years ago
And in SFU....everyone dies. XD
♔amber
11 years ago
lol Scrubs XD WEll, the people in the hospital, the patients, I guess
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