Mom always told me never to cut toward myself, so naturally, I always cut toward myself.

FINALLY, THWARTED BY AN AVOCADO.
Whatever, it was worth it.

Delicious avocado. Also, I finally got to use my mickey mouse bandaids. Win-win, in my book.

I've had more painful paper cuts. Anyway, I should probably go sit outside with the demon dogs before they bark their heads off. Gettin' myself some vitamin D, aww yeah.

ohh man are you okay hun?