Hi thar! Would you mind helping me make this a properly Iris-y text to Dean?
moooorning
no problemo
Hallo! Thank you for helping!
So far the text is really simple:
"In a spot of bother - in a cave NW of CES entrance. Need rescue ASAP."
Nooooooow I just need to Iris it up!
No, wait, scratch the bit about the cave. It can be, "in a building" instead.
call him cowboy and add <3 <3
Iris is pretty brief when she texts
and she is secretly thirteen so she absolutely peppers it with chatspeak and emoticons
So: "In spot of bother, cowboy - in building NW of CES entrance. Need rescue ASAP. <3 Iris"
spot of bother here cowboy -- shack NW of CES entrance need help <3 <3
Excellent. Thank you!
And one other question - does Iris keep her cabin door locked?
she would never ever claim to need rescue, but that might be too fine a distinction for either Dean or Loki to pick up on
yeah she does, I'm sorry about that - it's self-locking
Hey, if it's good enough for Dean it's good enough for Loki.
Hm, okay, then the communicator can also end up in Dean's room - is that okay?
Absolutely
okay.
Thank you!
her comm looks like a smartphone made out of polished cherrywood with bone keys
Oh, very pretty!
Much nicer than most of the communicators I've seen here
it's absolutely canon too, she has it in the books
which pleases me greatly
Wow, lucky! Most people need to make theirs up I think
Iris has a thing for craftsmanship and anachronistic tech
and knowing her, probably built it herself though the books don't specify
also lol, if he has time to scroll through a few of her entries, he'll find out more than she ever wanted him to know about her love life
she's not susceptible to blackmail, but it's still probably stuff Loki would be interested to know
Oh, I'm sure he'll look.
If only for the sake of being nosey.
and here is the thread, if you want to keep up with it: lastvoyageslogs.dreamwid...
oh, believe me, I am so on it
Meanwhile Loki will go wash his hands a lot after having to write the word "cowboy" as a pet name
lawwwl
she named Dean that within two minutes of meeting him
also grabbed his arse
start of a beautiful friendship.
and he calls her poptart
Wow. Loki probably gagged when he found that out.
which I love because it's perfect
she is definitely a bit of a poptart.
And Dean is certainly allowed to be a cowboy, what with those bowlegs.
Iris feels he's just incomplete without a horse, a Stetson, leather chaps and a rope.
Ah, then he really must meet the Eleventh Doctor, before his Stetson was lost.
pffft Dean makes a much better cowboy
I imagine that Eleven is pretty top-heavy, what with that forehead. So Dean would probably do better riding a horse anyway.
LOL yeah
also Iris was in the pub when he nicked her comm
Oh dear.
and I am half tempted to clog up the logpost with a brief "not here" comment about that, but I think I won't
I needed somewhere where she would be distracted and not using it and where there would be lots of people
Well, Loki was going to ask Cass for permission to go into the pub when Ren returned
But we pretty much already decided that Loki is allowed into the pub whenever he wants since he can't get drunk off of silly mortal spirits.
Yeah, I doubt she'd say no
hell, Iris'd let him in herself without a second thought if she saw him by the door looking like he wanted in
T_T I'd say it's a terrible idea
But it's not like he can get any more violent just from drinking.
it's iris policy. she lets anyone in who's not actively trying to set the place on fire
...He might, if he thought it would make Cass unhappy.
unless their warden has asked for them to be excluded, like Doyle
He might, but he won't if he's on a mission to steal a comm
OH HEY another victim. Doyle is off the wagon because Loki wanted to upset Steph.
Very true. And he's a very good, quiet thief.
That's why I put Iris in the pub. It's the only place where she'd have a chance of being distracted enough for anyone to get away with it
Cheers, then. Thank God for alcohol.
people, not alcohol
she's a bit drunk almost all the time, that doesn't distract her - a roomful of people will
it's the one place where she's watching the people around her enough to not have half an eye on the network
Yay for all the people then!
Also, Dean has asked Iris what's wrong.
Can I just text back, "stuck"?
sure, if he still has it