"Who can be wise, amazed, temp'rate, and furious, / Loyal, and neutral, in a moment?" (Macbeth; Act 2, Scene 3)
"We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time." (Taylor Swift, "22")
"One person can't feel all these feelings at the same time, they'd explode." (Ronald Weasley, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)
obviously shakespeare + jk rowling >>> taylor swift so one feeling at a time wins