So I was at work, and where I work there are only two people in the office, my boss and me. He was on the phone in his office when the second line rang, so I answered it.

As soon as I finished the phone call I heard the front door to the office open (I'm in the back), so I get up to see who it is, pausing long enough to grab the note about the call I had just taken.

As I turn to walk to the front of the office, (where my boss' office is) I see a large gentlemen head into my boss' office and what is it I see in his hand...? A mother fucking gun.

And what is my first thought? "Ah jesus christ I don't want to get shot today!" >.> As in if he wanted to reschedule for tomorrow that would be far more convenient for my schedule.

So I stand there debating what time I could schedule to be shot tomorrow, he just heads on into my boss' office and takes a seat. I finally manage to see the mans face and realize its my boss' father,

and once I realized that I processed the fact that he wasn't holding the gun right to be able to fire, as well it looked like an antique WW2 gun, perhaps German.

So once my heart restarted I dropped off the note in his office then went back to work.

Yay.

The end.

it bad that I loled? because clearly you are still alive ... so I loled

lol nah it's not bad, I laughed about it too

My life is never dull