could possibly be. Crops are growing. They need water.

sighs. And hurricane season needs the weird currents. 8l At least this'll be more souls for him at the end of any storms.

might take some sailor's life. There works in your favor?

tilts his head thoughtfully. Good point. Carry on, then.

smiles. Maybe when he's in a bad mood.

snickers. Now that's a feeling he can relate to.

Was the last shipwreck your doing, or was that another mermaid attack?

now how do mermaids have enough power to take down a ship?

him an "are you kidding" look.

You're fully aware of sirens, aren't you? They are in your oceans.

chuckles, gesturing to the ocean. "Ah, but a storm can take much more lives than a few sirens."

snorts at that, looking wry. "That wasn't my question."

snorts. "What about the sirens Tartarus?"

scratches his cheek, growing bored. "I asked if the last shipwrecks were your doing or theirs."

obviously mine.

smirks a little. "Next time try pirates. I only got one of the souls from the cargo ships. Hades kept the rest." Not wicked enough for Tartarus.

smirks. "If I see any ships, I'll be sure to take them down."

offers him a wink. "Much appreciation." The dungeon's getting boring lately.

shrugs without a care. "Mortals have been throwing their trash in the ocean. It's their punishment."

to appreciate the flippant tone. He likes Poseidon a little more.

doesn't want trash messing with his innocent sea creatures.

can't give a damn about innocent sea creatures, but good for you. More souls for him. Mutually beneficial relationship.

cares much for his lovable sea critters. They make good friends.

resists the urge to rub the bridge of his nose. Olympians. Just pretend they aren't really weird.

weird for caring?

it is, yes, of course.

that's because you are god of torture...and possibly sadness considering your personality.

makes a face. Sadness?

nods. Emo. You can't enjoy things around you,

him a weird look. That doesn't make him emo, that makes him badass.

certainly does see you as... a bad ass.

nods sharply. Keep it that way.

didn't mean that type of bad ass. like bad ass

stares at him flatly. Try this ass and see how bad it is.

doesn't want to poke his trident in places it doesn't belong~

's displeasure is palpable. Don't insult an ass unless you've tried it!

could only imagine.

harrumphs. He might be a little offended. Might. Maybe.

hoping to offend you~

looks at him mildly. That isn't exactly wise, Poseidon.

him a "what you going to do about it" look.

' lips twitch with both amusement and irritation. Want some new lava drifts under your pretty waters?

has dealt with volcanoes in his waters.

snickers. Not from Mount Etna's streams.

find a way. The ocean can not be tamed!

laughs softly. Perhaps at the expense of a lot of your little "lovely" dwellers.

protects the ocean and that means the lifeforms in it.

that was his point.

Don't you have anything better to do?

shakes his head. No, war's over, not enough souls to torture. He'd rather bug you.

smiles and splashes water at him. "i'm busy protecting the sea right now."

grimaces as it runs through his illusion. Ugh, that tickles! "Right. Splashing...protecting. I should have seen that sooner." Sarcasm drips from his voice.

just splashed him to lighten the mood.