Though rest assured, there are NO CONTRACTS necessary... this week.

ooooh

...bunp

DROWNING IN MUSHROOMS IS A HILARIOUS GLITCH I CANT

someone needs a village to spawn on top of them

straight Wizard of Oz style

it needs to be a witch tbh

So long as the Witch doesn't get crushed under the house; that'd be a horrible way to die.

it should definitely be a witch

but plz no dying.

This is the part where we all look at Shea, Inanna, and Nikkal hopefully.

/looks at Shae, Inanna and Nikkal

omg what a good glitch

...lmao one of someone's consorts could hulk out but refuse to fight. The player could be all "But now you're MADE OF MUSCLE and RADIOACTIVE GREEN why won't you fight?!??!"

gravity glitches

that is all

just

certain areas of planets are weightless

others are like

the gravity chamber in DBZ

exceptional

...Oh god.

"I'm floating, wheeeeee!"

6am bunp

phylus's glitch should clearly be something to do with air

being the heir and all

...I'll have to talk this through with Lin, but the item glitch seems like it'd work well for them

> go into ruins

> find awesome stuff

> accidentally swamp whole specibus with it

haha omg i really want to do like

the sky rendering wrong

so instead of normal colored air or whatever it's like...air glitching in and out of existence

changing colors..

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

...trippy

Skin gliches: Imps that have the ill-fitting appearance of a consort, or another player.

oh snap

... D:

These ideas are great; also terrifying

holy shit

:Tc

tell me not to make Rara's planet render pink and moé

click here for soft grunge planet

not even

allow me to present to you Riruka Dokugamine's arena as an example

FFFFFFF

i'd still die at a soft grunge planet though

maybe Chrysi's or something, that seems like her thing

soft grunge planet sahgfdshkdgsa

another idea: all the texture maps are replaced by cat macros

Minecraft Texture Pack Review - Nicolas Cage Texture... or this

yaaayyy failure to render texturessss

NPCs occasionally glitching into eldritch abominations!!!

...part of Rara's forests is going to be rendered as giant lollipops

with smaller lollipop branches

:T

or something

... oh god

Nic Cage glitch why

Lollipops, pink, grunge, all of these things...

but no really idk what do with Rara's planet

so

whatever

phylus's is officially going to be air rendering as a solid object

so you can walk into walls of "air"

oh man somebody should do "can't pass waist-high things"

like ledges and stuff

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GO AROUND A ROCK I COULD JUMP OVER WHAT IS THIS

dgkjsdg NPCs/Consorts just bunping into things instead of jumping over them. "You have legs! Jump!" "Can't."... or... "Thwp"

And oh geeze, poor Phyl-- oh god Avispa is on Phylus' planet. ... WELP air walls are totally a puzzle!!

ALSO: For anyone not creeping on them already, there're some fun threads going on with the Carapaces on Derse and Prospit! Hopefully there'll be more!

I vote a glitch where everything is rendered in shitty jpeg mode.

yay!!

avispa we can do it

air-wall maze

do it nerds

SBAHJ mode

:|a which glitch to choooose

Choices, choices! I know I haven't chosen yet, for the record.

...because I just figured out how, the SotG Master Post is now permanently stickied at the top of the Trollxzibit community! No worries about it being pushed down and vanishing, now.

whooooooo

9am bunp; mildly terrified that there've been no responses to the DW posts; though pleased to see Carapace tags (maybe more soon? Who knows!) in the mingles.

I know I've been waiting to do my posts until my three-day no-work stretch that starts today :v

EXPECT ME TO HIT UP ALL THE THINGS OVER THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS

Though not right this second because I just woke up

Midnight bunp.

8am bunp

bunps yaaaaaaay

/bunps back, what nowwwww

Oh god. I'm the things that go bump in the night, you're the ones that bunp back aren't you.

maybe so.

yep

/and then Sig was Hellboy

Morning bunp

Emote bunp

afternoon bump from a different timezone

EST afternoon popcorn bunp

BUMP

cet 11pm bump, specifically.

bunp

Also y'all are spared new SotG goodies until the first Saturday of May

We're goin' with the twice-a-month AC and Plot SotGs starting then