Because this is where Ben and Jerry's learned to make their stuff and it's flippin' delicious.

Otherwise we would video games/movies/anime because my version of hanging out with friends is us just doing the same things we would do alone... together. :F

.............. why have I never gotten this treatment?

I think because the last time you were here, it was too cold to consider eating ice cream.

This can be fixed, though.

...good point. okay this needs to happen eventually because ice cream is good

We've got aaaaaall summer, brosis! Ice cream is wonderful and you should visit me! And also I need to visit you.

we need to just visit each other lots

Let's just make sure you're not visiting me while I'm visiting you, because then we'd both just be alone at each other's houses.

LMAODNDJGMFLFL

IF WE ACTUALLY KNEW EACH OTHER I WOULD BE SUCH AN AWKWARD TURTLE YOU HAVE NO IDEA

this meme is basically everybody admitting they're an awkward turtle, so that's okay

Talking to me offline is a lot like talking to me online except I stutter around my words more when my mouth is moving faster than my brain, and I make a lot more inappropriate jokes. :x

you should make more inappropriate jokes online then! :3

God, no. xD