This is NOT funny so don't laugh. I dreamed I was living in this house with Mrs. Brady and the housekeeper Alice from The Brady Bunch and they bought me jeans but I wouldn't wear them.
HotDonut
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So Alice castrated me. >_< It hurt like hell and I couldn't fight her in my dream. 
HotDonut
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With a pair of scissors.
albatrosswing
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OMFG. O_O
