See, my parents bought my old Nook off of me last year, but I still get emails when they buy new stuff on it

Tonight I got an email that they'd gotten "Short Erotic Stories"

SO I called my mom and I was like "mom... I'm going to try to change my Nook email to yours now..."

And she was like "Oh? Why?" adfghldkafj mother

So i said I THINK DAD DOWNLOADED PORN?!?

And she was like oh.

/sob

Things I never needed to know...