None of that was in the job description when they hired me

someone send help

screeching you don't even work food service!!

nope people are just hideous in public bathrooms

i always made my coworkers clean up the bathroom even though i was the newest employee

here if a customer complains to you about the bathroom you have to clean it up, since shoes is right by the bathrooms i get fucking shafted

Ugh. Workness.

yes

....you have finally stepped up into the title of

smelly belly

the moment you spot someone coming out of the bathroom and they look pissed run the opposite direction

i really should start doing that

LMFAO SCREAM OH HELLO

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