paid extra for express shipping cuz you're paranoid about getting things on time

accessories are not as advertised

and the bodice doesn't fit, even tho you gave the people your measurements.

fml, i am never ordering from ebay again.

...kay, might be able to save this thing with a fuck-ton of safety pins.

also, everytime i go to to type "safety pin", i almost write "bobby pin"

...those will really not help in this situation.

... No they really won't. Side note: which cosplay?

No phone, not Coldplay.... That's something entirely different.

ah, autocorrect. no, i did not order Coldplay on ebay XD

and it was Madam Red's ball gown. i wanted it for the masquerade at Sakuracon.

Oooh

yeah, i think the dressmaker missed the fact that the bodice is supposed to be form-fitting? and not hang on me like a sack?

Aha. >.>

Q^Q