and I just need to share some of my favorite moments since playing it again

- I created a male Argonian and named it Ryan,after my friend who complained about people always making female Kha'jiit

- he then challenged me to play the game using only illusion magic and a shield to push people around with --> CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

- this means though that I spend a lot of my time running around making enemies attack each other

- first dungeon consisted of me running around and screaming because I literally could not kil anything with my shield

so I has to run DEEPER into the dungeon to find more enemies to enchant them to attack each other

- PROBLEM: DRAUGERS ARE RESISTANT TO THE SPELL --> I NOW HAVE AN ARMY OF MUMMIES CHASING ME

- SOLUTION: RUN THROUGH TRAPS AND DROP FIRE POTS INTO OIL UNTIL THEY DIE

- Ryan then took over and attempted to shield bash the boss to death until he gave up and just punched it to death

- BEST KILL OF THE DAY: I shield bashed a chick off a tower

- I am also only allowed to loot and raise female enemies as zombie minions

- I am running along and an elk runs past me towards a giant's camp. a minute later I am sneaking up on their mammoths

and I see in the distance a body fall out of the sky and crumple onto the ground

- further investigation reveals it was the elk that ran into the giants LOL