Lets be honest here

its ok at least its fade 2 black at least for everything from valentines. theres going to be a pie chart of who ezekiel has and has not bumped stuff with

ohmy god good

you play a sex demon i'd be concerned if he wasn't shagging as many people as humanly possible

christ it's basically three sections: tried and failed, tried and succeeded, not tried yet

that's all there is

BUT thats true

ty all I do need this graph though. my goal is for ezekiel to at least make out with everyone by june

good

good and wholesome goals

I read that first as "good and wholesome goats"

still sort of accurate

yes

maybe ezekiel should get turned into a straight up goat sometime

he's having too much fun

forgot about the queen

ia

the fae can turn him into a goat and milk him

he's going to get turned into a female goat??

well

okay

exactly

fae literally don't give a shit, they do what they want

you can only milk a goat thats standing still!! would he keep his mond or just be goat-content

...**mind

or is the stipulation for being a person again is someone has to milk him

oh my fucking god

this is getting like. Saw-esqu just saying

well that or he can have an extra curse-layer where if he gets milked he stops giving a shit until it's over

at least he doesn't have to saw his own leg off

ahahahaha thats true

does anyone else besides him even milk the goats

ezekiel just sits in calliope's croft while she stares at him thinking wow that goat looks familiar

look of horror

am i supposed to call on you or are you volunteering to milk ezekiel

haha ew

I think kally means that Sigyn milks the goats

it's one of her many Vanir skills.

lmao kally can I ask an honest question

there anything Sigyn cannot do?

wow I want little goat Zeke to follow Calliope around that would be rly cute

depends on from when on you're talking

but the answer is A Significant Number.

lmao I have no clue, I only joined the game in August

many many people, I'm sure