IDIOT

Someone that's never been married

the kids super soakers full of pink paint,,

take aim and fire!!,

snickers as he and Mc gorge themselves with bacon sandwiches in the safety of tree house while watching kids soak the woman.

I fink it was you, Uncle Alex, about 15 seconds before your tragic and untimely demise.

"tragic demise"? ....looks at finger..."I not married".....

*coats every piece of bacon with poop juice!!*

ewwwwwww omgoosh...i not eating her cooking again (yuck)

put daddy in doghouse

it wasnt poop juice....she meant laxative GIRLSssssss