hrmphs! I have been making Papal decisions all day!

you have one of those big honking rings we all have to kiss. Totally needed!

a big, sterling silver ring to wear on her first finger.

you also need a papal tiara like this:

Will stacked mixing bowls work?

in a pinch

If he really wants t'freak people out he'll choose th'name Peter: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pr...

Or…it could be th'second guy on this list: www.businessinsider.com/...

holding out for a girl pope this time.

if a female pope would have to be called a "mome."

There was a Pope Joan back in the Dark Ages... the Vatican prefers to call it a "legend" but others say made them think she was a male for quite a while!

I saw a movie about her.

I hope it gets shown on UK TV soon... it looks fascinating.