Cry it out in an obscure language and pretend you were praising your Master.

pats Mr. Messenger and offers him a cup of hot tea laced with rum

Fus Ro Dah them off your desk

It's not professional... but sometimes it's just necessary. Very, very, necessary.

I suppose the professional way would be to enquire if there is a way to improve the efficiency of the office by examining the paperflow with a view to removing redundancy. But that's dull.

high-fives CaptainZack.

a demonstration of her version of Fus Ro Dah:

Messenger, we have the sound-proofed Staff Scream Room for a reason.

Technically, a mere Fus would work. Much more might damage office and co-workers.

Hmmm. I hadn't thought of that. But what if damaging office and co-workers isn't necessarily, um, bad?

Then he might be out of a job, which is not a good thing.

Then use the Firebreath words.

points at Frau Löwey's comment with a knowing look (And there is always your friend's ear, if you are willing not to scream - or at least wait till we have our earplugs in! )

Well, being out of a job is a Bad Thing. But frustration is also bad. Good luck, Mr. Messenger!

I'm a strong believer in using all three words to get the job done. Though i suppose Ven Gar Nos would suffice. Or perhaps just level the playing field with an Od Ah Viing

I find Muad'Dib quite powerful hah!

I have suggested a sound-proofed staff scream room for work. They haven't done it yet ...

I think that's a very good idea, Tigress. I could use one at work.

Bite me!  Claire, best heroine..sort of.. in the vampire world.

Mr. Messenger!!! Ahoy! We have hijacked your plurk, and demand 30 gold or some untold favor (paid to moi) at an as of yet unknown time and place!

nods ominously, and eyes Messenger from her spot near Kirakitty ...I suggest the favour, myself. It would be far less trouble than not paying.

feels like perhaps she left something out... it should've been a favour and catnip, or gold and catnip. Blast!