look at my life

look at my choices

EZIO

YOU'RE WELCOME CRIS

YOU GUYS ARE WORSE THAN ACHILLES HOW

lmao I LOVE HOW ALL HIS PRECIOUS VIEWS OF EZIO ARE BEING SHATTERED

BECAUSE HE TROLLS CONNOR SO MUCH AHJGASFHJKGFAS

LMFAO SCREAM

HE WAS EXPECTING A QUIETLY DIGNIFIED ORDER OR SOMETHING

INSTEAD HE GOT EZIO

LMAIUASFGJHKAFSJGHK YOU WON'T EVER GET SERIOUS SHIT FROM HIM UNLESS IT'S FIGHTAN TIME GHJFSGHJK

which reminds me CRIS THEY SHOULD... IDK IF THERE IS FIGHTING OR WHATEVER IN THIS EVENT BUT THEY SHOULD BE BACK TO BACK IF THERE IS???

YES OMG

finally: respect restored uwu

mentore

and then connor follows mentore around all TRAIN MEEEE

PRETTY MUCH OK

HE WANTS TRAINING

HE WANTS TO BE THE VERY BEST THAT THERE EVER WAS

dante is certain people are kinky bitches on the ship now thanks to you people

HE'S NOT JUDGING BUT IT'S LIKE WOW U GUISE

Dante got invited to the ship of confirmed sexual deviants tbh

IT'LL BE CUTE EZIO WILL PAP!EAGLE HIM

*PAPA!EAGLE too

lmfao connor will spend the whole time ezio is explaining things like:

lmfao

yep

TRAINED BY THE LEGENDARY ITALIAN ASSASSIN MENTOR

also vergil help your brother not be a dumbass out in spain

in the labyrinth

and then Ezio will troll him while they're training fsaghjsfaghjk

SON OF A

CONNOR HONEY

THIS IS HOW HE IS

he'll get you back

someday

can't out-troll the troll master

oh god it's true