"I walked through every town in Ireland, I ran through Limerick."

i think that's where the evil leprechauns are

they dont have addresses in ireland, makes finding shit pretty fucking interesting, good thing I didnt buy a GPS

everyone's too busy drinking to bother with silly things like an address

I can't find me pub!

it's down the cobblestone street, just past the haunted castle

I hope Eddie Murphy doesn't jump out and scare me.

d'oh!

I don't get that at all.

It was a terribly oblique reference to the Haunted Mansion movie. -1/10 for me - doh!

hahaha!

i was somehow combining Haunted Mansion with picking up a tranny... definitely worth more than a negative one score... how about 6/10?

4'10

I didn't know she had a peniz officer - honest!

so freaking lost

What lost you? The penis officer?

PEEN POLICE

I could never get above penis corporal.

I was a conscientous objector in the peen war.

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier. Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.