Yes that will solve everything, boss.

I think he has some kind of fetish tho assfucking is all he"s been talking about lately.

i'll write fanfic of you and your most hated coworker

No not even in the fanfiction world is he anywhere close to my league.

hatesex has nothing to do with leagues though

that's why it's hatesex

the person generally hates the other person and regrets it later

you're daddy cool

literally