I am not sure how someone managed to stab me with my wireless mouse. Maybe it's been turned into a shiv?

2 inches deep, and yet my survival chance is only around 1/3

obviously it's a poisoned wireless mouse shiv. Duh

Ah, good point!

Haha, I have nooo idea what my phone number is, so I'm guessing I have good odds!

I've been stabbed one inch with my little brother's blue cup.

o_O

It's a small cup!

I could consider it blood-cupping!

( Thaaaat was a cultural joke nobody's going to get, wasn't it? )

Like the old medical procedure?

( It's still practiced here! )

But yes, correct. o/

I am impressed.