tackles him with a hug.

blinks, taking a moment to peel him off. "...A little too much."

pouts, holding his hand. "I want a hug." ^^

eyes their hands, lips pursed. "...You're not going to steal anything, are you?"

raises his arms for a hug. "when do I steal~?

Whenever you can get your sticky fingers on something.

finally shrugs and...pats his shoulder.

huffs. "how was that a hug?" He sighs and shakes his head. "so what do you want to drink~?" He asks with a grin.

him a wry look. "Close enough. What do you think? I want schnapps. I've been dry for three months."

never had that before. "and where do you get those?"

stares at him blankly. "...At the liquor store." Never...had...schnapps...? "...We're getting two bottles then."

can't drink liquor! He's horrible with alcohol! "haha why not one bottle? It might taste weird and I'll end up wasting a bottle."

smirks. "Then I'll drink it." Good thing he's German. Schnapps is nothing.

blinks in surprise. He will drink two bottles? "haha okay. Lead the way."

grins at that. "...Or would you prefer marshmallow vodka?" They can share that, too, sure, just let him have a sip of schnapps. Honestly he was dying to try it.

actually tried that. It still burns and it's unpleasant! "anything haha. Just wanted to catch up with you~"

tilts his head, quickly wondering if he should be a little touched. Maybe. Not yet. "Hm...pizza and liquor then. That's good for catching up, isn't it?"

nods. "haha take out pizza?"

shrugs. "Whatever floats your boat." He thinks a moment before adding, "You get the pizza, I'll get the booze. We can meet at my apartment." Pause. "No marshmallows on the pizza."

smirks. "sounds great." You didn't say anything about chocolate!

stares hard at him. "Nothing that isn't on the Pizza Marco menu."

raises a hand in defeat. "okay okay. Cheese and pepperoni that's it."

purses his lips. "Make it extra large. And add extra cheese. And onions." He's grinning by the time he turns to head towards the ABC store. "I'll leave the front door open for you."

rolls his eyes. Onions? If that tastes good. He floats off to the nearest pizza parlor.

to snicker at that. He likes having the man who once ruled all dimensions kowtow to him now and then. Who wouldn't? Hips swaying cockily, he earns some glances as he picks up the liquor and goes to wait.

isn't kneeling for anything unless it's... well you know~

it's a shame he can't take him up on that offer, but, well, you know~ He kicks his feet up on the couch and settles in, jacket hung up, shoes at the door. Comfy.

appears in a few moments, carrying a pizza box. "you got some weird appetite." The onions smell funky.

grins. "I'm German." As though that's all the explanation needed, which it should be. He points to the table to lay down the pizza.

places the box on the table and jumps for the seat next to him, smiling. ^^

moves his legs at the last possible moment to avoid having a winged faggot on his lap. "You sure seem perky."

wasn't aiming for his lap! He pouts. "I'm always like this."

grimaces. "True." It's been too long for him to forget *that.* "How is it going with my decimo, hm?"

what that is~? ""tsunayoshi-kun? He comes and goes. Haven't seen him in a while though. I miss him too~"

rolls his eyes, smirking. "Not the boss. My decimo."

chuckles, looking away. "ah you mean mukuro-kun~? He's good I suppose."

's smirk drops a little and he regards Byakuran thoughtfully before he hums and gives a slow nod. "Ah. Not well then." He uncaps the two bottles of schnapps and hands him the peach one. "To lonely hearts then?"

takes the bottle. What a strong smell. He turns his head back to daemon, blushing a little. "haha not like that! He's quieter? And he's -

- willing to go places with me?"

blinks at that, brows furrowing. "Mukuro, quiet?" He can't imagine. Thoughtfully he scratches his cheek, lips pursed. "You broke him?"

frowns. Broke is such a bad word! "no! He's still cruel at times. He just surprises me more and more every time we're alone."

doesn't reply, reaching for the pizza and mulling over a bite. "Hm." How interesting. He couldn't imagine the sultry teen he'd bedded as cruel at times.

hums at the thought. "we went to italy together too~" ^^

blinks. "He didn't find that distasteful?" Last he'd been aware, Mukuro had quite the aversion to his home country.

smirks. "like we went out." Is all he'll say.

to snicker at that. So pretty boy with the faggot wings got some, huh? Good. Less chance of him trying to seduce Daemon (because damn, his patience was low lately).

got it many times while you were away! with a couple of people Hmph! He sniffs the drink and forces himself to take a gulp.

watches him expectantly. "So? Gute, ja?" Honestly he's not surprised. You manwhore.

makes a face. That went down hard. "it's okay..?" No no he'll take another gulp!

jelly??

a little, but he'll make up for it when Alaude comes back

snickers. "It takes a moment. You Italians always drink but you're never good at holding your liquor~"

if you ask he can bend over~

can't drink anymore! He feels dizzy already! "I'm fine I'm fine~" his face on the other hand looks red and sleepy.

stop it, he's been celibate for a fucking year and he's going to stay loyal, you're only torturing him

laughing into a hand as he takes a swig from his bottle and takes another bite. "Eat the pizza. It'll help."

is just torturing him. Like he would actually do it~

takes a slice and picks at the onions. Ew.

rolls his eyes. "They're red onions. They're just spicy."

's slice is clean of onions now! He takes a bite, but the liquor burn is still irritating his throat.

watches with amusement. He'd never survive in Germany.

been there before remember? He enjoyed the sweets there! "so where did you run off to?"

long term, he means. long term.

hums. "Classified." He grins. "No, really."

him a curious look. "did you do something illegal?"

snorts. "When am I not?"

about how alaude, a police, would feel about this~! "were you selling drugs?"

rolls his eyes. Alaude is a detective, and frankly, he understands going above the law to get something done~ "I might have been infiltrating a family." Or not.

tilts his head. "which family?"

arches a brow. "Even if that was what I did, I wouldn't go so far as to say which one~"

can probably guess. "that's all you did? You disappeared for months."

hums, stretching out his feet on the table and taking another drink. "So? That's not very long for me."

still didn't finish his own bottle. He takes another sip. "you're not being all emotional since alaude is gone are you?"

snorts. "The opposite, if anything." He doesn't elaborate, swirling his bottle thoughtfully before he pops the last bite of the crust of his pizza slice into his mouth.

shrugs. "I even got you a christmas present but since that was a month ago I won't give it to you."

looks at him with an abruptly curious expression. "Oh?"

smirks, oh too bad. "you'll have to wait till this december now."

purses his lips. "I got you one but I guess I won't give it. At the time I planned to be back earlier~"

interested. "you got me something? Really? And I suppose a dead rat is considered a present?"

the grace to look offended. "I have much better taste than that."

should be worried... But he's also curious. "did you really get me a present?"

hums. "Who else would I get one for? It would be a shame not to get a single one, though."

kinda wants Daemon's present now.

smiles mischievously. Not without his.

going to give the present anyways. He takes a box out of his coat. He grabbed it when he was getting the pizza.

blinks. Why would Byakuran be carrying it around? Pfft. He tilts his head. "Want me to get yours?"

smiles, nodding his head. Oh boy presents~!

stands, straightening his shirt. "Don't touch anything." For the context it sounds rather amiable as he disappears back down the hall to find it.

stays there, wondering what could he have possibly gotten him. It's probably a sex toy. Yep.

totes a gift bag back after a minute, looking rather proud of himself. He sets it down on the table in front of him.

takes the bag and peaks inside. He puts Daemon's gift on the couch. Oh what could it be~?

hums. "Who opens first~?"

already peaking in the bag. Ooh~ he pulls the wrapping paper out to see what's inside.

laughs, tilting his head back as he sits and folds his arms. He looks rather proud of himself. Byakuran would never expect him to have gotten him a book, would he? Especially one called Time Travel for Dummies.

/of course there's another package, but he couldn't resist the gag.

stares at the book. He looks up at daemon, rolling his eyes playfully. Now to open the package.

can't resist a grin. "I figured it would help. You know, take over the world and all~" Snickers as he watches him pull out the other box. It's not incredibly heavy.

takes the lid off the box and reveals what's inside.

goo.gl/FtcSz

/It just strikes him as a Byakuran thing.

blinks, taking it out of the box. "haha what is it?" ^^;

(( CLICK LA LINK

[WHAT IS IT LOL A MISSILE LAUNCHER?]

(( A...MINI ONE. NOT FOR MASS DESTRUCTION. he can put it somewhere and make targets and tell it to shoot from his iPhone.

(( LMAO

put it in his store so he can shoot friends that drop by~ ^^

hums. "Please don't shoot me, since I gave it to you." He starts to open his gift.

it can't hurt that much. It's made of foam! "You'll like your present~" ^^

would like to not be targeted anyway, just on general principle. He's curious to see what the gift is.

got him a coupon for free cake...and a fleshlight. haha >D

stares at him. "I tried so hard to think of something that wasn't a sex toy." Still, the amusement shows through. He leans in to give a kiss on the cheek. After all, free cake must be big for someone so greedy.

wasn't expecting that. He chuckles from the kiss. "Well you know. Cake and a new toy helps when you're lonely~"

can't help but snicker at that. It chafes to be called lonely, but he knows better than to deny it. "This isn't one of those that are moulded like a porn star's ass, is it?"

raises an eyebrow. "Why don't you open it and find out for yourself~?"

laughs at that. He lays it on the table instead. "I'm afraid I'm a little more traditional." His hand is big, he means.

snickers at his comment. "Oh I guess," he eyes his hand. "But something new never hurts~"

notes the look and winks, wiggling his fingers. He can't resist. "I'll keep it in mind. <3"

bites his lip. "New experiences are appreciated, especially for the new year~" ^^

[cries time for me to go take my test...bye~]

(( GOOD LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

hums. "...Good point." He scratches his cheek, taking a swig from the bottle. New year. He wasn't used to celebrating new years yet.

[thank god i studied lol]

watches him drink the liquor. He hates being unable to handle his drink. He forces himself to take another gulp. T^T

(( How was it?

smirks at the sight. "You're cute for a merciless tyrant. Who knew you'd make a face like that from schnapps?" He snickers meanly.

[painful haha but I studied so I knew most of the answers lol]

(( good =u= GO MAMA

manages to swallow most of the liquor without spitting it back out. Yes he was a tyrant! But a tyrant that never drank.... He scowls.

[most~ I said most lol]

grins. Taunt accomplished. He wonders what the man'll be like drunk when the liquor hits his system. "How manly." Sarcasm.

(( still =U=

quite a strange drunk but you'll get to see it soon. He leans back on the couch. "how do you enjoy something that burns your throat?"

[pleases me]

smirks. "Schnapps isn't that bad. It only burns like a soda."

(( It should * U*

raises his bottle. "how is this soda? Soda is fizzy and sweet!"

shakes his head. "I only said it only burns your throat as badly as soda does."

dizzy now! Uh oh~

purrs, watching him curiously. "Eat a bit, it'll help."

ate a slice already. He pokes Daemon. "ah~" he opens his mouth.

him a weird look. "Hm?"

still has his mouth open. Feed him! ;D

seems thoughtful a moment. Then he gets one of the onions and pops it into Byakuran's mouth, grinning.

spits it back at his face. Hmph! D:

grimaces and peels it from his cheek. Ewww.

you deserved it. He gives him a drunk smile.

mutters a curse under his breath and lays the onion on Byakuran's napkin. Ew. Ew.

rubs his head. "are you going to punish me for doing that~? Teacher~" oh alcohol.

to stare. "Teacher?"

nods. "yea teacher~" what, you taught him German once. He's not thinking clearly.

scratches his cheek, perplexed. "I have a feeling you need to take a taxi home." Not walk.

groans, resting his head on the couch. "I hate taxis. They smell.... Like onions."

can't help but rub his temple. "...Couch then." Alright. That can't hurt.

rolls in a ball. Ah here come the headaches~! He moans quietly. T^T

rolls his eyes at the drama queen and moves to store the leftover pizza in the fridge. "You can knock out here then," he sighs. "Pansy."

it fits his namesake.

lifts his head. "You should know I'm bad with alcohol...."

shakes his head and pats his head as he passes the couch. "This is a new low, Bya. Go to sleep, I'll have coffee for you in the morning."

floats up. "New low? I am fine."

No, you're not.

points to a blanket. "You can use that."

looks at the blanket. "You didn't do anything weird to it right."

rolls his eyes. "No. I use it when I stay up late watching movies."

narrows his eyes "What movies....?" is it porn?!

he doesn't find... some cream... on the blanket ^^

stares at him, unamused. "I only watch Internet porn." Smirks as he goes to bed.

pouts. "can..we trade? I don't wanna sleep on the couch."

taps his fingers on the wall thoughtfully. "The bed's big enough if you promise not to touch me. But if you do I'll break your fingers."

doesn't want to touch you. You like onions. "Okay. then~" ^^

(( /casually ruins the 169 post count

hums and gestures for Byakuran to follow then. "Well, come on."

floats after, crashing into his back. You made him drink D:

facepalms.

points to the far side of the gigantic bed.

lands in the middle.

rolls around. ^^

...

puts a body pillow in the middle after shoving him over.

turns and sees the body pillow. "You're that lonely huh?"

blinks. "...It's a long pillow. What are you talking about?"

thought it was one of those pillows that had arms! He hugs it.

...puts another one between them before he strips and lies down and turns out the light. "Sleep."

peaks up from the pillow and looks away. "Why are you taking off your clothes~?"

looks at him wryly. "Turned on?" But he shakes his head, climbing under the blanket. "I don't sleep clothed."

hits him with the pillow.

not turned on D<

laughs, fending him off with an arm and getting comfortable. "Sleep, Byakuran."

too drunk and dizzy to even care right now. He steals both the pillows and hugs them.

rolls his eyes and closes them, glad the light is off. Hopefully Byakuran will sleep...

to hug things in his sleep. The pillows are good enough.

if it would be wise to fall asleep with Bya there...

sleeps well when he gets to hug things! It's not his fault. Wait till he's hung over tomorrow.

finally just closes his eyes and tries to knock out. What's the worst thing Bya can do?

can throw up on you. ^^

/do that and he will throttle your balls. You'll never have kids.

does want children one day~

/then don't throw up on him.

kicks him in his sleep.

pushes him off the bed with one arm.

clings onto the sheets, almost off the bed. "a-ah you're rough~" he moans ^^

shakes his head and goes back to sleep.