This is merely for future reference and in no way refers to a present situation. I swear. By the moon and the stars in the sky.

give me that drawing the kids made now

It's my badge!

blinks You can pickpocket too?!

....whoaa....

no it is not. STOP

valerious_d: It's actually just a hobby. I also enjoy basket making and kicking ass at poker.

..............

nixxx: Swear to Christ it is just a question. And I know the answer now. Thank you. 8D;

I don't know how to play poker.

I can play Black Jack though

And...solitaire

valerious_d As it happens I am excellent at cards and am always looking to impart knowledge 8D

^ excellent at cheating fixed

....tilts Mommy said you seem to be very good at making illusions with your hands then.

valerious_d your mommy is right. You know what they say about guys with large hands? Good at illusions. With hands. True story.

ohhhhhhhkay coltraned you need to go to bed now also like right now

...I don't know why she's laughing right now. Anyway, I'll take your word for it.

ziquita: Is Molo there yet? I mean. is Molo there yet sorry I forgot I should be more discreet about that with a little houseguest here

You're so cool.

valerious_d: 8Db Seriously. My hands are quite large.

I think I saw them once. Or someone who looked like you. I think you can carry my pet dog. Well, you're heartless right? He eats hearts.

You can hold my dog with just one hand.

And then you can hold another dog with another

........It's either because it's 1:32 am or you're just really sleepy Christopher.

valerious_d: Actually I am heartless and I have no shame and I believe these are my best qualities. I like dogs. Can they attack on command?

Also are they more accurately described as "cute" or "hate filled and bloodmouthed"? I am cool with either answer fyi. Just curious.

I've never tried to see if they could. I just have one so far.Um, I think he's cute. He just..keeps eating this heart

coltraned were you not off to sleep yet

valerious_d Excellent. I kind of like the idea of having a hand free while the other has a cute dog. Like.. I can still play ping pong with one hand. Awesome, right? I think so.

Sounds neat Well if the dog isn't going to run after the ping pong ball

Not if my ping pong opponent is a much larger and more frightening dog. That's just suicide.

.....you've played ping pong with a dog?

...literally? Well, no. But like... I did sit next to a guy wearing a dog costume on a plane once.

Not really sure why I brought that up. ANYWAY...yeah.