Yes brother. Of course I wouldn't of gotten the headlice from your kids. Of course I got them from that party that I went to.
THE PARTY THAT I LEFT AFTER HALF AN HOUR BECAUSE OF A PANIC ATTACK
I GET THEM FROM YOUR FUCKING DEMON SPAWN EVERY FUCKING TIME
I HAVEN'T BEEN NEAR ANYBODY SINCE I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE
Therefore, it's your daughters fault.
You twat.
I'm just so pissed.